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Dear Duncan Settlefoot,
Hallo! Well, we've been busy around here in Humble's Ford lately. Just got back from a wood gathering trip to the Culverwood. My mama (Bekka Lilly Burrows Leafwin Pipewood, you know), the twins, Darcie Lee & Demko (you might recall their 30th birthday is coming up in just a few weeks!), Polly's & my cousin Shale Leafwin Oakendale and I went. We took a few dog carts. Darcie Lee & Demko (the twins) are real good with the dogs. Anyway, we picked up from some fallen trees a couple of good boles, plus some good straight pieces, that Papa and Kember (he's my oldest brother, who is really good at leap frog, you might remember) will be able to make into good musical instruments and toys. Papa is making some harps - he said that one of the boles will be terrific for a harp for bigger folk, like elves or humans. We get some of them coming through once in a while. People like the stuff Papa makes.
Nalfein and Rosehips (my second oldest brother, and my sister, third born in the family) have been off in Angel Springs, running the family shop there, Winwood Toys and Music. Nalf just came back for a visit, though, for a few days.
Oh, speaking of Kember, his wife, Sarta, is pregnant again. They have a cute little girl and a boy already. Kember is hoping for twins this time.
I wrote a song about when the giants tried to attack Crescent Valley, just after the ol' wizard, Shafbaffum, erected the warding towers. Boy, were they in for a surprise! All kinds of stuff happened to them, and they got driven back. My uncle Orby, the pipe maker, was telling me part of the story just before we headed into the Culverwood. So I wrote this song called 'The Testing of the Sentinel Towers.' Here it is. I'll play it for you when I see you next, because it's better with the music. At least, I hope it is.In Crescent Vale they tell the tale
Of when the green grass grew
With twisted cords it wrapped and scored
The big'uns coming through
Past tall stone sentinels they fought
But deep deep magic flew
And pierced their limbs and made them doubt
The wisdom of Chief Gniew
Then hied the slingers came the knives
A-flying through the air
And giants saw the might of wives
Whose skillets broke their stare
Though ten times their size ungainly they
When little folk they thought would yield
The small ones made them richly pay
For messing up their green grass fields
So giants - 'ware the little folk
'Tis Wardd's own luck they make
You'll ne'er break the oxen's yoke
On halflings' lands you try to take!
In Crescent Vale they tell the tale
Of when the green grass grew
With twisted cords it wrapped and scored
The big'uns coming through
I laughed when he told me about these big ugly giants, all wrapped up in twisty plants, just bellowing and slobbering and wanting to do bad things to our ancestors, then a bunch of housewives brought out their skillets and kitchen knives and such, and let 'em fly at those wrapped-up giants! A lot of kids were pelting them with sling stones, too. But there was this one giant who got hit in the head by THREE skillets - and one of the ladies who skilleted the giant was Polly's and our, oh, and Slate's great grandmother, Plush Heather Leafwin Blueberry Leafwin. Knocked out that giant, they did. There were lots of other bits he told me about the battle, but if a song is too long, then people get kind of tired out listening to it, sometimes. Sigh...
I'm sending this letter to you through Polly, who can help you if some of the things I write are hard to read. She knows my handwriting. Hi, Polly!
You know, I was thinking we ought to get some of our friends together sometimes soon, and go on an adventure. Like search for dragon's treasure, or rescue a princess, or foil some brigands who harry travelers, or the like. What do you say to that, good Duncan? It could make for some rollicking good stories, eh? And I think that my sister Selithe is getty antsy to get out and see more of the Wold, too. Maybe Nalfein, my second-eldest brother, could come along. And Slate, and Polly. Can you think of anyone else?
Oh, and Demko (who was just reading over my shoulder) wants me to tell you again that he's really sorry about the time he put the ants in the bread surprise that Polly's mama made for you. Even though you already forgave him before. Demko - you are SO guilty!!!
How is your garden growing, Duncan? Well, I suppose I have written more than enough for now. Write me back, if you want to. If you don't, that's okay. We can talk the next time we're together, which, I hope, will be soon. You can teach me some more hand signs, too!
Your friend,
Kendry Leafwin Pipewood
P.S.: How do you like this brown ink? When we visited with some of the druids of the Culverwood, one of them gave me this bottle of it. He said he makes it from forest herbs, and it's not poisonous to drink. Not that I'd want to drink ink. That brown bubbly tea they foist on us is bad enough! Well, all right, it's not that bad. The bubbles do surprise you the first time, though.
Markie, Brock and DuncanHe shakes Duncan's hand, and bids their friend farewell.
They work a well-run inn
At Traders' Corner outpost
They deal in beer and grins
Markie serves great eggs and ham
Brock keeps things straight, his strong right hand
Is sure to serve the Wold's best beer
And keep the trav'lers full of cheer
Silent Duncan twirls the broom
Defeats dust devils, sweeps the room
One day his name through all the Wold
'Duncan - Hero - the quick and bold'
Markie, Brock and Duncan
They work a well-run inn
At Traders' Corner outpost
They deal in beer and grins
'Outcast the young one lived alone"So, large poet, we only seek to reclaim that which was stolen from us. And we wanted to keep from getting squashed, as happened to the goblin thieves.
In woods & wild he made his home
Sucked out marrow, gnawed on bone
Ill-favored family brought him shame
Ill-timèd magic, ill-won fame
Left BigTooth's son both halt and lame.'
Meet Lomar, the friendly ogre"All right, everyone get that? Lomar, can you add a beat on your drum?" Then he sings the first verse another time or two, making sure everyone gets it down as well as they can. "Selithe - here's the harmony - as if I have to tell you," he grins mischievously.
He'll squish your enemies
But is gentle as you please
With halflings, whom he likes
He'll protect, defend, and plays such lively songs
La la-la la-la la-la la-la la-lah!
Meet Lomar, the friendly ogreAs everyone gets to know the song, he translates for Bobbles, so he can have some idea of what is going on. He suggests that the goblin get two small sticks to clack together for percussion. If Bobbles has good rhythm, he'll let him play on. If not, he suggests he dance instead.
He can sing and write and work
And be sure his tasks not shirk
For Lomar, the friendly ogre
Is the best big friend the halflings ever had!
La la-la la-la la-la la-la la-lah!
Hear Lomar, the friendly ogre
He's a bard of song and drum
And his music shakes your tum
Now Hovel, welcome him
Do not fear - be of good cheer - he's our friend!
La la-la la-la la-la la-la la-lah!
As for Lomar, the friendly ogre
He and Kendry make a team
Their good fun will split your spleen
With kids he'll - gladly play
And teach them - their parents to obey
La la-la la-la la-la la-la la-lah!
Bobbles goblinHe tells Bobbles what it means, and teaches the goblin how to take a bow.
Bobbles goblin
He's my friend
He's my friend
Dances sings and giggles
Likes the flying eagles
He's so green
He's so kind
Meet Lomar, the friendly ogre
He can sing and write and work
And be sure his ... euh ... oh yes ... tasks not shirk
For Lomar, the friendly ogre
Is the best big Halfling the friends ever had! ... no that's not it ...
La la-la la-la la-la la-la la-lah!
Hear Lomar, the friendly ogre
He's a bard of song and drum
Meet Lomar, the friendly ogre
He can sing and write and work
And be sure his tasks not shirk YES ... got it now ... DOH should continue singing ...
For Lomar, the friendly ogre
Is the best big Halfling the friends ever had! La la-la la-la la-la la-la la-lah!
Meet Bobbles, the happy goblinKendry uses that verse to lead into the Bobbles round.
Though his skin is very green
He is friendly and not mean
He loves the lady bright
Who brings healing to all at darkest night
La la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la
Brock's Best Beer at Calfast's PartyAs through the town they go, this chant, Lomar's song, and Bobble's song he leads, engaging the crowd, and waving for people to fall in behind.
Brock's Best Beer at Calfast's Party
Hear the ogre sing and play
Adventurers can make your day
Don't miss the fun,
At Calfast's tent,
Come all come one
To this event!
Brock's Delicious Cider too
Brock's Delicious Cider too
Watch the happy goblin dance
The Adventure Party helps us advance
Don't miss the fun,
At Calfast's tent,
Come all come one
To this event!
Hear the story of the year
Of goblin, unicorn and beer
Miscues, rescues, puddin' and pie
Bring the girls and all draw nigh!
Don't miss the fun,
At Calfast's tent,
Come all come one
To this event!
Family, crew and stolen ship
Unexpected new friendship
Goblins, warthogs, ogre's tower
Hear of hobbits' friendship power
Come to Calfast, hear the drum
Bring your grandpa, bring your mum
Hear the halflings' joyful song
Come one come all and join the throng!
Markie, Brock and DuncanGood Sleeping Spot ... Really?
They work a well-run inn
At Traders' Corner outpost
They deal in beer and grins
Markie serves great eggs and ham
Brock keeps things straight, his strong right hand
Is sure to serve the Wold's best beer
And keep the trav'lers full of cheer
Silent Duncan twirls the broom
Defeats dust devils, sweeps the room
One day his name through all the Wold
'Duncan - Hero - the quick and bold'
Markie, Brock and Duncan
They work a well-run inn
At Traders' Corner outpost
They deal in beer and grins
'We shall rescue,Battle, The First
from dark beasties,
Brave hearts have we
Light the pathway
Stop the beasties
Save the gnome!'
"Tricky goblins took us in,He covers the coming of the captain and crew, the aftermath, mentions the funeral of Moopy, Bobbles' best friend, then their setting out, accompanied by Bobbles, Biguns and Slag, to follow the wagon that got away. Nalfein and Mayzie, plus Ghost, her wolf, stay behind to help out with repairing the boat. He does not mention the rings that Airin found.
So glad they had hoodwinked us,
But goblins took the bait they hooked,
And swallowed whole the line and look!
Their head cut off, and tail draggin',
Hogwild booty drops off the wagon
"Now be ye brave
And be ye bold
This newborn tale
Shall long be told!"
Crescent Valley halflingsThen, with a gleam in his lightly moistened eyes (Kendry is quite sentimental), he asks, "So, vote master - what are the results of our peaceful election endeavors?"
Lands of health and peace
Children playing, laughing
Joy without surcease
Chorus:
Our gratitude we offer
To those who watch above
Ale and bread we proffer
To guests and friends we love
We cultivate our green fields
We care for our good beasts
We work and play together
Enjoying our increase.
Chorus
Fair winds fan the harvest
Sun and rain make growth
Pipeweed burns so sweetly
In inn and burrow both
Chorus
Take heart, bold ones, protect the meekHe looks to his close friends. "Take heart. Take heart."
Together courage, wisdom seek
For Ffloy and Wardd their work we'll see
Yet halflings, we'll find, Destiny -
rewards the brave, and good and bright
So give we our lives full to what's right
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