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DM Kathy 
Friday February 21st, 2020 4:15:13 PM
[Everybody take 26,000 XP for the previous scene.]

In the first tent, Kezzem explains that the guard had been killed by "some halfling." You are diplomatic, and Sheriff Vree seems to like you, but that doesn't obligate him to believe everything you tell him. "'Some halfling,' huh?" he says, looking from you, a halfling, to Succotash, also a halfling. "I suppose next you'll be telling me that all those people look alike." He studies the corpse. "And I suppose those aren't dinosaur claws either." He shoots you a sideways glance. "I need to talk to the people here, but you and I will talk again later, and I expect to hear the truth. From a paladin."

In the employee area, the sleeping guards are Entangled and watched over by Harper so that Tali, Bliss, Hobie, and Pressi can, at last, come around to the front and talk to the sheriff.

For the next several hours, the sheriff and his deputy are hard at work, talking to witnesses, examining the menagerie, securing the prisoners. At one point, a messenger is sent to the Crossroads Inn to arrange accommodations for the rescued halflings.

By suppertime, Olog and the three surviving guards are in the lockup. The halflings are at the inn, sorting through the clothes Murphy was thoughtful enough to provide. The menagerie has been closed to the public, and the employees (including the dark elves) cautioned against skipping town. The animals remain in the care of the employees. Your group has likewise been advised not to leave town. You do not presently have accommodations, but there are rooms available at the Crossroads, and two more inns in town. There is also space to camp near the menagerie.

[If there are things you wanted to do that afternoon, of course you had time to do them; go ahead and state those actions. But I thought it was a good time to fast-forward.]

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Friday February 21st, 2020 6:18:35 PM

Murphy again sought to get actual names of the rescued. This is important to him (I'm sure he got them, but it would help to see at least a few of them in writing :-) ).

He confers with his friends as to what all they were doing as the team was scattered. Not widely, but scattered enough - and for good reason. He tells them his perspectives on what he was involved with.

He asks permission, as a druid, to communicate with the animals of the menagerie. "I'm particularly concerned for the bear, you see. Patchy fur."

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 Touch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Saturday February 22nd, 2020 11:58:48 AM
Hobie will take the time to go to Hendit's wife, and tell her all about how he loves her and how it was him who deserves the full credit for finding Humbles Sword and bringing about their rescue. He assures her that she will be reunited with him soon when this is all sorted out.

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Saturday February 22nd, 2020 9:06:59 PM
"Okay, you got us, we killed the half-orc. Succo here was all like 'these aren't savage halflings!' and he was all up in face and then Valeria was all slashy-slashy and he was like 'I'm going to kill your pet' so I had to get all stabby-stabby on him. And then Murphey was all Kezzem, you shouldn't have killed him, you better hide the body, so I Iooked for a curtain or a bunkie or something, then I tried to hide him behind Valerie, but she and Succo were out prancing about, so then I saw the stirge cage and thought to myself it would be a good idea to hide him behind the cage, but an even better idea to hide him inside the cage, and that's when you and the sheriff came in and asked what happened, I told you more or less, but you wanted more details, so I told you how Succo was all like 'these aren't savage halflings!...."

Kezzem will continue looping this this run-on explanation until somebody stops him.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Monday February 24th, 2020 5:34:55 AM
"I think the Sheriff understands Kezzem", Succotash chuckles, "He's right though sheriff, knowing ahead of time that the halflings in the cage were not who they were being displayed as, I started to make a fuss claiming I recognized a couple of the halflings in the cage, and loudly declaring that the whole thing was a sham. That's when this foolish individual came in", He says refering to the body, "Valerie, under my command, and Kezzem surrounded him to restrain him, but the fool lashed out at Valerie, and then, well you can see the result. We had hoped to take him, like the rest of his ilk, alive, but he wasn't interested in going without a fight.

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 Touch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Monday February 24th, 2020 6:13:31 AM
The giant baby is weighing on Hobie as he reflects on the menagerie, and he will go to Olog in the jail and inquire about where they got the baby from, how long they have had him, what happened to his parents, etc. Hobie is no friend to giants, but no child should be separated from his parents. Hobie is determined that now that the halflings have been taken care of, returning this baby to his family is his next priority.

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 Touch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Monday February 24th, 2020 6:36:10 AM
If Olog doesn't cooperate, Hobie isn't above threatening him. He's got a nonlethal bow that should be firmly planted in Olog's memory.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101  d20+25=26 ; d20+30=31 ; d20+19=24 ; d20+10=28 ;
Monday February 24th, 2020 10:14:28 AM
Menagerie | When the Party is Over

Tali will rejoin the group in the main tent and offer any assistance she can, if and when asked.

Skill Checks
Bluff: NAT 1
Diplomacy: NAT 1
Fly: 24
Perception:28

Spells in Effect

Message - between Tali & Mister Murphy | 149 / 150 minutes
Overland Flight | 539 of 900 minutes
Mage Armor | 539 of 900 minutes

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25 (21, no armor, only warding ritual), HP 111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Monday February 24th, 2020 1:19:49 PM
With things wrapping up, Pressi searches for cotton candy.

DM Kathy 
Monday February 24th, 2020 1:28:56 PM
Murphy does indeed have a list of everyone's name, including Bryony Littlefoot (Hendit's wife) and Arn Sandyman, the man who took the initiative in calming people down when you first freed them. You ask permission to speak with the animals. There's no objection, but the menagerie staff do ask that you wait until tomorrow, as many of the animals are still somewhat agitated.

Kezzem, with help from Succotash, offers the sheriff a better explanation for the guard's death. He nods. "Well, if that's the case, you've got nothing to worry about. Don't leave town just yet, though."

Hobie wants to ask Olog about the giant baby, but the half-orc remains unconscious for most of the afternoon. However, you discover that before you got to Olog's wagon, Pressi had already asked him about the giant baby. Olog said he'd acquired the baby in Bigtown, and consistently referred to the baby as "she."

Tali helps where she can, but soon finds that the main tent--and indeed all the show tents--are being jealously guarded by menagerie staff, who say that the animals are upset and people need to leave them alone. By mid-afternoon, the action has moved to the sheriff's office and the Crossroads Inn.

Pressi searches for cotton candy, but alas, this menagerie is woefully backward when it comes to tasty carnival food. They don't seem to sell food at all, in fact. A definite oversight on somebody's part.

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Monday February 24th, 2020 2:36:12 PM
No way is Bliss leaving the prisoners just to Harper to guard. He stays too, sending Mookie with his friends to keep him in the loop via telepathy.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Tuesday February 25th, 2020 5:38:15 AM
Unless the sheriff or deputy need him for anything, Succotash spends the rest of the day getting to know the halflings at the Crossroads Inn he books a room for himself and his friends, and pays for the room, as well as the evening meal for each of his friends. He thanks the innkeeper for their generosity in housing the rescued halflings, and gives a 100gp tip to show his gratitude.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101  d20+25=44 ; d20+30=46 ; d20+19=37 ; d20+10=25 ;
Tuesday February 25th, 2020 9:54:43 AM
Menagerie | Aftermath

In town, Tali will continue to hover 13" inches above the ground. Tali uses her perception skills to take into account all situations she comes across in order to protect herself and her friends.

Now that Tali realizes the group has moved into town & into the Crossroad Inn, Tali helps Succotash where she can, lends a hand where needed. When she needs to interface with someone, she will use her Charms and Wits to gain the upper hand. {Bluff & Diplomacy skills}.

Skill Checks
Bluff: 44
Diplomacy: 46
Fly: 37
Perception:25

Spells in Effect

Message - between Tali & Mister Murphy | 148 / 150 minutes
Overland Flight | 538 of 900 minutes
Mage Armor | 538 of 900 minutes

{OOC: what time is it since we left the tents?}

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Tuesday February 25th, 2020 12:12:24 PM
Kezzem hears Pressi complaining about the lack of carnival foods.

"I've got some mushrooms!" he offers.

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25 (21, no armor, only warding ritual), HP 111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Tuesday February 25th, 2020 1:22:20 PM
There isn't much else left. Pressi eventually makes her way back to Bliss, helps officers take their prisoners, and gives her opinion as needed.

Eventually, she makes her way to the sheriff's office to give whatever statements she can.

DM Kathy 
Tuesday February 25th, 2020 1:39:47 PM
Bliss is concerned about leaving the prisoners with only Harper to guard them, but finds he doesn't have to worry. The prisoners have been taken to the sheriff's office and placed under lock and key. The sheriff and his deputy now have the responsibility to guard them, and they seem able to handle it.

Kezzem offers Pressi mushrooms as sort of a consolation prize.

With some help from Tali, Succotash makes arrangements for the group at the Crossroads Inn, leaving a ridiculously generous tip that has the staff scrambling to get you anything you want.

Now that you have a place to stay and some time to reflect, there are any number of questions you can discuss and try to answer. For example:

Olog and his guards had some pretty snazzy gear. Now that one of them is dead and the rest are (presumably) bound for some kind of prison sentence, what will happen to the snazzy gear? And could any of it come your way?

On a similar topic, did Olog have any valuables stashed in his wagon? If so, will he forfeit them? If so, who gets them?

Also, what happens to the menagerie? Perhaps a final determination will need to wait until Murphy has a chance to talk to the animals tomorrow, but you could begin discussing it now.

The dark elves can presumably look after themselves, but what about the giant baby? Are you going to try to return her? If so--she came from Bigtown, which is at the foot of Shadow Mountain, which lies to the west. Thaelhaven, where the halflings want to go, is to the east. Are you going to try to escort both? If so, how will you manage it? If not, what other arrangements will you make?

Your DM would be happy to railroad you through all of this, but perhaps you'd like to make some of these decisions yourselves?

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Tuesday February 25th, 2020 3:35:10 PM

Bliss has a-lots of questions and opinions!

"First off, I want to hear the story of the halflings who were abducted! What happened??"

"Number Two, we should confiscate the menagerie and sell it and distribute the profits to the victims!"

"Third of all, I'll confiscate all the magic items and wealth we can find from these criminals, identify it, and then decide what to do!"

[OOC: Bliss has Detect Magic and Spellcraft +28.]

"And D) The Giant Baby should go to a bigun family to raise, but if there are none, then me and my coven will do the job. My mom adopted me and raised me, so I better pay it forward if I want to be even half the hero she was!"

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 Touch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Tuesday February 25th, 2020 4:34:03 PM
T o speed things along Hobie will help Bliss identify the magic items found (Hobie’s spellcraft is +25)

Hobie will speak up regarding the baby. “It’s a horrible thing that these criminals took a baby to use as a form of entertainment. The baby needs to be returned to her family. There could be a mother and father out there believing their child dead. I won’t stand for it. We have to return this child. Even if I have to go alone I’ll see it done.”

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Tuesday February 25th, 2020 4:40:12 PM

Olog said he'd "acquired" the baby. If he stole it, okay, Bliss is up for trying to bring it back. But what if the family is evil and hates halflings? Are we sure?

If the parents sold the baby or if it was abandoned, then Bliss is not so sure returning it is a good plan.

He asks Olog for the whole true story!

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Wednesday February 26th, 2020 5:38:08 AM
Succotash is open to the idea of returning the child, and since he has never been there, offers to use greater teleportation to make the trip safely, bringing up to 4 volunteers. (He can carry 5 but he won't leave Valerie behind without good reason) He also would like to join Murphy in talking to the animals, He would like to free those animals who wish to be freed, and those who are too domesticated, he would like to offer them a home at the Sanctuary, where they will be well taken care of. He feels that animals don't belong in cages, but either in the wild, or as beloved members of a family.

DM Kathy 
Wednesday February 26th, 2020 2:13:59 PM
Bliss is able to ask the halflings the story of how they were abducted. It happened in the middle of the night. Thaelhaven is a peaceful place, and the residents don't lock their doors, so the first warning most of them had was being yanked forcibly out of bed by Big Folk. The few who managed to put up a fight were in nightclothes with no weapons, so their struggles didn't amount to much. The whole thing was over in less than ten minutes.

Bliss also goes to the sheriff's office to ask Olog about how he got the giant baby. Olog isn't exactly in a talking mood, but eventually he says that he bought the baby from "some ogre woman" in Bigtown. He paid 10 gold.

Hobie wants to return the child, and Succotash offers a Greater Teleport.

Hobie and Bliss go to the sheriff's office, and are able to get permission to identify the gear. The bad guys had:

+1 full plate, lion's shield, +1 vicious flail, belt of giant strength +2 (4), cloak of resistance +1 (4), +2 studded leather, +1 kukris (2), amulet of natural armor +1, ring of protection +1 (3), scrolls of neutralize poison (2), wand of cure moderate wounds (20 charges), +2 chain shirt, +2 light wooden shield, +1 scimitar, cloak of resistance +2, ring of protection +2, +1 chain shirt, +1 buckler, +1 frost keen rapier, belt of incredible dexterity +2, boots of striding and springing, amulet of mighty fists +1, bracers of armor +2, headband of inspired wisdom +2, masterwork composite longbow (+2 Str), masterwork composite longbow (+4 Str), masterwork composite longbow (+5 Str), masterwork throwing axe, throwing axes (2), sap, thieves’ tools.

In addition, a strongbox was found in Olog's wagon, containing 200 gold and a little statuette that proves to be a Figurine of Wondrous Power (bronze griffin).

However, although you have identified all this stuff, none of it is actually in your possession. The sheriff has it at his office. If you want it, for yourselves or for the halflings, you'll need to make a case for it.

The next day, Murphy and Succotash are able to talk to the menagerie animals. Give me some idea of the kinds of things you want to ask about.



Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 Touch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Wednesday February 26th, 2020 3:36:47 PM
"OLOG BOUGHT THE BABY FROM AN OGRE?!"
Hobie is incensed that not only is Olog terrible enough to enslave a baby, but some ogre there is trafficking babies. Hobie really wants to get to the bottom of this, go to BigTown and find the ogre and bring them to justice.

Regarding the treasure, Hobie would like to argue that they are the ones who brought these criminals to justice, that the towns police were willing to just let them go on enslaving people and profiting in the town. The treasure should belong to Humble's Sword as a finders fee.

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Wednesday February 26th, 2020 8:04:35 PM
"Is it an ogre baby? How big would that be? That's got to be at least as big a halfling, no?"

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25 (21, no armor, only warding ritual), HP 111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Wednesday February 26th, 2020 10:19:53 PM
Pressi gives an impassioned speech to the Sheriff about why they should keep the stuff (to be written tomorrow morning).

Regarding Bliss' desire to keep the baby, "Really, you want us to raise... this? Because I thought I was kind of nuts because I wanted to adopt that human street urchin." Turning to Murphy, "You've always wanted a big family, right?"

More seriously, "Just because an ogre woman sold her doesn't mean the ogre bought it or found it abandoned. It sounds to me like yet another kidnapping and slavery."

As for which way to go, it sounds increasingly like the group is planning to split up. Pressi waits to hear from the rest of the group.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132  d20+37=53 ; d20+26=34 ;
Thursday February 27th, 2020 5:16:13 AM

"A big family?" Murphy laughs. "Yes, yes, indeed, but I was rather thinking of another kind of big," he replies to Pressi.

He picks up the general thread of discussion on the topic, and adds, "There is an ogre living in Hovel, his name is Lomar. My sister Selinthe, brother Kendry, sister-in-law Airin, and several others befriended him some years back. He helps out quite a bit, and is the only bigun, aside from elves on the outskirts of Angel Springs, who lives in the valley. I don't know whether he'd would be open to raising the ogre girl child - or what exactly the rest of the community might think of that. Oh, and Lomar is half ogre, half ogre mage - but of good alignment, despite that heritage.

"He is a bard of the drum and song and writes well. That may be an option. Returning her to her ogre mother who sold her? I am not terribly excited about doing so, but see a degree of merit in the notion of at least asking her if she wants her back. Oh, Hovel also has a goblin, Bobbles, Lomar's little green buddy. He plays great rhythm with spoons."

Murphy checks in town before the day is done to see if he can buy some fish, fresh goat meat or lamb or mutton, and other items which would be appropriate for food for the various animals in the menagerie, for pickup on the following morning.

In the morning Murphy memorizes several speak with animal spells.

Any workers on site he will speak with cordially, asking in particular about the animals, what they like, and don't like. Get a read on their personalities.

He speaks first with the bear. He asks if he (she?) would like some fish - and provides it if the bear affirms a desire. "What were you doing before you began to travel in this cage?" he asks. He will follow up with additional promptings to try to get the story of his time with and treatment in the menagerie.

He follows a similar tack with the lion, but offers goat (or mutton or lamb, depending upon what was available). The druid tries to find out what part of the Wold the various birds and animals came from, as well as what they desire. A return to where they came from? A new place to live, outside a cage, with room to roam?

He discusses the whole matter with his companions in Humble's Sword, and finds out if there is anything they want asked of or communicated with the fowl and beasts.

If Pressi wants help or moral support in talking things over with the Sheriff, he will lend such.
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Perception: 53
Sense Motive: 34

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Thursday February 27th, 2020 5:41:53 AM
Succotash is undecided on what to do about the child, but will go with the flow. he says to Pressi, "Between Tali and myself we can take everyone to Big Town, if that's the consensus, there is no need to split up" As for the halflings, he points out that they are grown halflings, and should be able to take care of themselves, to some extent, and barring getting jumped in their sleep they should be OK. Though he is willing to go on an escort mission if that is also the consensus.

In the morning, Succotash will go with Murphy to talk to the animals. As Murphy asks about their past and treatment, he gets to the point and asks if they would like to be set free, and returned to their land of origin, or if they are too domesticated, he offers them a comfortable home, with no bars, at the Sanctuary. If for some reason they would like to stay with the menagerie, he will respect their decision, though he would do so reluctantly, as he believes that cages should only be used to house criminals.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Thursday February 27th, 2020 9:14:39 AM
Aftermath

Tali will go along with the group, but makes sure she can meditate at least 2 hours before the next major outting.

Spells in Effect

Overland Flight | 538 of 900 minutes
Mage Armor | 538 of 900 minutes



Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29  d20+19=36 ;
Thursday February 27th, 2020 11:02:00 AM
Diplomacy 36

After explaining what happened, Pressi, currently in her full gear, takes a step back.

"As for the gear and treasure that was confiscated, I think we can agree that it must go where needed, and that it should go based on justice. And as someone who had to learn to ask for what she needed, I hesitate to do the "non-hero" thing and ask for what is ours.

"But you need to take a step back and look at what we face. An entire town was kidnapped and brought as slaves past town after town, and not a single sheriff looked up. Now, I know you did your best, and I know that you have other things to deal with, but you didn't even look up. So then you haven't seen the things we've faced, heard the armies we've stopped.

"This region can't just rely on the small town sheriffs and the kindness of townsfolk. This region needs heroes, it needs armies. It needs someone to stop both the slavers and the giants. That army, for better or for worse, is us. And we need your support, in kind. We need this gear to survive. We need this gear because the next guys who come through here won't stop at a single town."

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Thursday February 27th, 2020 1:23:03 PM

Bliss just wants to get the halflings home. After that, he'll go along with the group, although he has deep reservations about trying to give the baby back to the parents what sold her.

DM Kathy 
Thursday February 27th, 2020 2:36:47 PM
Hobie and Pressi go to the sheriff's office and make their case for a share of the loot. "You make a good point," Sheriff Vree says. He waves a hand at the gear. "And truth be told, we don't have much use for all this, and no good way to sell it. So you may as well have it. But I have other plans for the cash. Including giving some of it to those halfling villagers of yours to help them get home.

[OOC: The loot listed in yesterday's DM post is all yours! Let the divvying up begin.]

You discuss the giant baby. Hobie is indignant that the baby was sold, and Pressi points out that it could be a symptom of a larger problem. Bliss is reluctant to give the baby back to parents who sold her, but Kezzem wonders whether the baby is actually an ogre baby. She almost certainly is not. Ogres are Large in size, but the baby is nearly Large already and is obviously still an infant. She will probably be Huge when she grows up. In fact, anyone who succeeds at a DC 23 Nature check Highlight to display spoiler: {can tell this is a baby storm giant}. Whatever relationship the ogre woman had with this child, she was not the mother.

The next day, Murphy and Succotash go to the menagerie to talk to the animals. First, you talk to the staff. You find that they are mostly former farmers, and you realize that they have genuine affection for the animals they care for. You also realize that, deeply though they may care about their charges, they didn't have any experience with exotic animals when they were hired, and there's been nobody to really teach them. With the best will in the world, they haven't been giving the animals the best care, because they just don't know enough.

You talk to the animals. You begin with the bear, who is female. You try to talk to her, and...it doesn't go well. Captivity has taken a mental and emotional toll on her; her mind is fragmented and it's difficult to talk with her. She is neurotic and obsessive, rambling on and then abruptly changing topics. She can't even answer the question about whether she wants to be freed, but it would be highly irresponsible to free her in her present state. There's no telling what she would do. She needs time and care if she is to recover at all.

The lioness, called Mowa, is easier to talk to. She doesn't like her cage. She doesn't like captivity and wants to be free. She's not sure where she came from in relation to here, only that it was warmer there. You know that lions prefer warmer climates, and that this region is probably a bit too cold for her to really thrive in the wild.

You talk to the monkeys. Their principal concern is boredom. They are fed okay, according to them--although you think they'd do better if they got more fresh fruits and vegetables and less "people food." But they sit in their cage all day and there's nothing to do. They need stuff to climb on and play with! A couple of them were born in captivity; the others know they come from the Taur Isles. They actually don't mind being exhibited; watching the people is really the only form of entertainment they get. They seem divided on whether they'd like to be freed; freedom is nice, but there are fewer people in the wild, and people are interesting. Like the lioness, they would need to be freed in a warmer climate.

You talk to the peafowl. They are silly, vain creatures who love being put on display and don't want to go back to the wild. They are doing pretty well on their diet of chicken feed, supplemented by the tasty bugs that wander into the tents.

[OOC: to avoid making this a giant wall of text, I'll do the remaining animals tomorrow.]

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle  d20+12=21 ;
Thursday February 27th, 2020 3:05:53 PM
[Not quite good enough at knowing nature!]

Bliss thinks we should make a zoo back home in Humbles.

Maybe Brother Succotash can cast Heal on each of the animals, especially the bear at least.

As for the loot, keep the wand of CMW as party loot and sell the rest? Bliss does not want any of it, and the armor is likely sized for bigguns anyhow.

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74  d20+7=12 ; d4=2 ;
Thursday February 27th, 2020 5:05:57 PM
Does Kezzem think a Lesser restoration would help the bear?

Heal: 1d20 + 7 = 12.

If he thinks it will help with Mental Damage, then he will cast it.

Lesser Retoration: 1d4 = 2.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Thursday February 27th, 2020 7:04:17 PM
After talking to the bear and realizing he has some mental damage, Succotash takes Bliss's advice and casts heal on her, hoping to heal her brain. He likes Bliss's idea of a Humble's Ford Zoo, but only if the enclosures are nice and large giving the animals plenty of room, as though they were in the wild. Of course the animals that want to be returned to the wild, he feels they should take them home.

Succotash asks if anyone wants the boots of striding and springing, if no one objects he will take them. Other than that he agrees with Bliss on the rest of the loot.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Thursday February 27th, 2020 7:30:24 PM
Humble Sword Decisions

Tali, when given the chance, will explain to her group, "that she believes all of the rescued animals that do put up a fight and all of the halfling should be welcomed to the "Humble Sword Compound", at least until they are hardy enough to travel to once they came, or until at least the next Spring has come for the Halflings.

The place is pretty large enough for all, and we could use a living staff. For the animals, Mister Murphy could do his best to rehabilitate those in need before we return them to their preferred habitat.

We could each donate a small sum of monies to get the halfling families up and running, and perhaps they could start a farm for us?!

As for the "Giant Baby" -- probably is a GIant of some sort. Don't need too much of a brain to figure that out...Perhaps the childs return might spell a new relationship for us...after all...but it can't be me to deliver the child, my one swell act turned the wall back on incinerating dozens of Giants! I'm sure they don't like me much, although there could be the chance the baby's parents lost their lives at the wall."

The Spoils

Here's the treasure:

+1 full plate, lion's shield, +1 vicious flail, belt of giant strength +2 (4), cloak of resistance +1 (4), +2 studded leather, +1 kukris (2), amulet of natural armor +1, ring of protection +1 (3), scrolls of neutralize poison (2), wand of cure moderate wounds (20 charges), +2 chain shirt, +2 light wooden shield, +1 scimitar, cloak of resistance +2, ring of protection +2, +1 chain shirt, +1 buckler, +1 frost keen rapier, belt of incredible dexterity +2, boots of striding and springing, amulet of mighty fists +1, bracers of armor +2, headband of inspired wisdom +2, masterwork composite longbow (+2 Str), masterwork composite longbow (+4 Str), masterwork composite longbow (+5 Str), masterwork throwing axe, throwing axes (2), sap, thieves’ tools.

In addition, a strongbox was found in Olog's wagon, containing 200 gold and a little statuette that proves to be a Figurine of Wondrous Power (bronze griffin).

Tali says, "With the gold being kept for the Halfling families for a restart, I'll accept whatever you chose to bestow upon me, as I do not think I can actually use all of it. Perhaps you can liquid my share and use it to help rehabilitate the halflings and the animals. I believe I will spend some time getting to know the new Pantheon."

Spells in Effect

Overland Flight | 538 of 900 minutes
Mage Armor | 538 of 900 minutes

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 Touch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells  d20+13=22 ;
Friday February 28th, 2020 12:58:47 AM
Hobie isn't quite sure what kind of giant this is, but he knows it's too big to be an ogre. He replies to one of the ideas he's heard coming from his party.

"This is someone's child, we cannot keep it or just give it to whatever giants we find first. Imagine if your own child was stolen and someone found her and just said 'oh here's a random halfling, I'll just give it to them.' At the very least we know where Olog purchased this baby and we need to at least inquire about it's parents. And frankly I'd like to find this ogre trafficking babies and put an arrow or two into her."

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 Touch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Friday February 28th, 2020 1:00:37 AM
In response to Tali, "Its not a terrible idea to invite the halflings back to Humble's Ford. The whole village minus Hendit was enslaved, and it might take them a bit to get back on their feet. "

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132  d20+19=36 ;
Friday February 28th, 2020 3:57:19 AM

After taking a closer look at the giant lass, he notes a few characteristics in early development. "Might be wrong, friends, but I believe this big little girl is born of storm giants. They are among the largest of giant-kind, and most are of good character and disposition. You don't, however, want to get on their wrong side."

"If she hasn't yet a name - how about 'Tymestl Dawel'? Calm Tempest." "Perhaps we can make inquiries, Hobie, and learn if there are some storm giants who would want to adopt the babe. Or, perhaps, if we're lucky, even find her parents."

"Having the halflings join us in Humble's Ford?" reflects Murphy. "What a capital idea! If they will, that is. Their sense of security in the home from which they were kidnapped may be eroded."

Regarding the treasure, Murphy says, "I should like the +1 scimitar. Whatever else others wish to claim is fine with me - what remains we can exchange for coinage toward other purchases, no? Also, someone who would like to be able to fly from time to time would do well to claim the bronze griffin - that figurine of wondrous power." [Question: The amulet of mighty fists would not stack with greater magic fang, would it? If it does, Murphy would be interested, otherwise, no.]

"A place for the animals to live? Sounds good. Perhaps we can petition the town for formal grant of the parcel to our north - which we've been using lightly for crops, and some tunnels, and efforts to grow mushrooms. I can plant and grow there trees, bushes, other plants.

"The monkeys would be fun to have around, methinks! Who would like to be in charge of building a play and exercise area for them?" he asks the group.

The towheaded druid seems pensive for a moment. "The bear could benefit from a period of care, I believe. She can be my project - plus, one of my sisters does very well with animals, if I can persuade her to spend some time with her."

"The peacock and peahens should do just fine wandering around our compound.

"Mowa, we'll want to find a place with a warmer clime, and other lions about. I'll ask for a suitable spot."

He speaks with the workers who have been caring for the animals. "Now that it looks like the menagerie is breaking up... might any of you want to help out with the animals further? None of you have to. We live in Crescent Valley, and, aside from a few elves, plus other sorts who wander through from time to time, we are all halflings there. You are human - biguns, we call you. But, we have rich farmland, and, though some animals we shall try to place in climes more suited to their design, some of these animals will come with us, who agree to it, that is. Let me talk with some more. Kick around the notion among yourselves."

Murphy goes then to speak to more of the animals.

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Knowledge, nature: 36 - Murphy has a clear notion of the very large baby's parentage, race.

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Friday February 28th, 2020 9:33:35 AM

"Oh, the bronze griffin is pretty sweet," Bliss says. "I'd like that I think."

"Mookie, want an action figure?" Bliss asks telepathically.

Mookie grins -- okay, that's physically impossible, but he manages it somehow. "Good one, Kid!"

[OOC to Murphy: No Amulet of Mighty Fists and Greater Magic Fang both offer enhancement bonuses, so they do not stack, sorry!]

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29  d20+15=17 ;
Friday February 28th, 2020 1:36:35 PM
Pressi should have no problem identifying the giant if she's allowed to scan for it. (Attack Roll 17+touch AC if she can see the baby.)

The big things Pressi eyes are the scrolls of neutralize poison and the ring of protection +2 upgrade.

As for splitting up, Pressi suggests that maybe she goes in a different direction from Murphy so the two groups can continue communicating with each other. Assuming that the party wants to split.

DM Kathy 
Friday February 28th, 2020 3:15:01 PM
You begin to formulate plans, or at least the beginnings of plans. Bliss floats the idea of a zoo back at Humble's Ford, an idea that gets support from Succotash, Tali, and Murphy.

Tali further suggests that the Thaelhaven halflings could be brought to Humble's Ford, possibly to start a new farm.

Hobie isn't quite able to identify the giant baby, but he's sure she isn't a baby ogre, and he's still keen to get to the bottom of what happened. Murphy and Pressi are able to identify her as a baby storm giant, and Murphy proposes a name for her. Presumably, her parents already named her at some point, but perhaps she could use a temporary name.

As for the treasure, Succotash is interested in the Boots of Striding and Springing. Pressi has her eye on the scrolls of Neutralize Poison and the Ring of Protection +2. Bliss suggests that the Wand of Cure Moderate Wounds be kept as party treasure, and is interested in the Figurine of Wondrous Power for himself. Or possibly Mookie.

At the menagerie, Succotash casts Heal on the bear, which helps her out quite a bit. Kezzem can save his Lesser Restoration; it doesn't seem to be needed. She says her name is Grnta, and that she doesn't want to be put on display anymore because people are mean. She barely remembers life in the wild, and isn't sure she wants to go back there. She still seems very timid.

You talk to the remaining animals. The tropical birds are not doing as well on chicken feed as the peafowl are. You spot several health problems--minor ones, but definite indicators that they need a better diet. They could also use more things to do--more perches, some fun toys and things. They could probably be released in the wild, but they are tropical, so they shouldn't be released here.

The lone remaining stirge is injured and frightened. She doesn't understand where the other stirges went, and she is scared all by herself. When you ask whether she wants to be free or remain here, all she says is that she wants to be where other stirges are.

You talk to the ocelots. They turn out to be a family--parents who really were "captured in the Jungles of Cthonia" and three of their offspring. They are healthy enough, but like many of the other animals, they could use more stuff to climb on and play with. The parents want to remain in captivity--they remember life in the wild and this is easier. The more timid of their sons would also like to stay. Their other son and only daughter are keen to have their freedom, but their parents say they wouldn't do well in the wild because they never learned how to hunt.

Murphy also talks to the workers, who are looking a little bewildered at the rapidly changing events.

Just as a reminder, nobody has spoken with the dark elves yet. You don't have to; just a reminder that they're still hanging around.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132  d8+5=13 ; d8+1=5 ; d8+1=2 ; d8+1=5 ; d8+1=2 ; d8+1=7 ; d8+1=4 ; d8+1=5 ; d20+26=36 ;
Friday February 28th, 2020 5:58:25 PM
"Wise call, Bliss," Murphy smiles as Bliss takes the bronze griffon as his own.

"That makes good sense, Pressi. Here, this feather will become an oak if cast to the ground. When you feel it is time to use it, stand back if you let it go! It can give the means for me to get to you quickly should the need arise, love - assuming we go to two separate places."

Murphy hands a short list of fruit, vegetables and seeds to one of the workers. "See what you can find from this list in town. It's for the birds - their diet needs a bit of augmentation." He gives 11 gp. "Please get receipts for the purchases, and bring the change, less 1 gp for your efforts."

He tells the stirge he will help her feel better, and casts cure light wounds (+13hp) on her. "It may take a little time, dear winged one. I will try to find out where others of your kind may be found."

The druid thanks Succotash for healing the bear, and to Grnta, he says, "My sister is a druid, and once spent time with bears. She is very kind. Until we figure out what to do together, I will see if she can see to your care and protection, and then we will figure out what seems best."

"We can prepare a good and fun place for you, ocelots of Cthonia. And perhaps arrange for hunting lessons, if you think it wise."

Murphy asks who wish to join him in speaking with the dark elves. He introduces himself, and lets any who joined in to introduce themselves. "We're sorry for the pain you experienced as we worked to rescue the halflings. It seems Olog and his armed muscle are responsible for their kidnapping and forced imprisonment and their false and public humiliation." He looks to see if they still seem wounded. If so, he offers to help mitigate their wounds, at least somewhat. He provides up to (5+7) 12 hp for one, and (5+4+5) 14 for the other with 5 applications of his wand of cure light wounds. "How was it you came to join this traveling enterprise? Are you bards? Or, something else? I'd love to hear your stories." He tries to be polite in his queries, gauging their responses [Sense Motive 36]. He also asks as to what they might wish to do at this juncture. "We understand this all will be changing several people's plans. If we can ease those changes...?"

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Saturday February 29th, 2020 12:31:28 PM
Kezzem will talk to the dark elves. He speaks SLOWLY and LOUDLY so they can undstand.

"HELL-O! MY....NAME...IS...KEZ-ZEM! WHO...ARE...YOU?"

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Saturday February 29th, 2020 12:31:44 PM
Also, Kezzem will Detect Evil on them.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Saturday February 29th, 2020 4:01:28 PM
Lingustics

Tali will try to converse with the Dark Elves as she knows Common and Elven.

Tali asks both Dark Elves, "Do you wish to come with us to Crescent Valley, or would you like us to return you to some other place? Do you have a Home outside of the Menagerie?"

Spells in Effect

Overland Flight | 538 of 900 minutes
Mage Armor | 538 of 900 minutes

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Sunday March 1st, 2020 11:23:16 AM
Succotash says to Grnta the bear, "You will never have to be on display again, if I have any say in the matter, but would you consider being a valued pet/friend? At our home that we call the Sanctuary, we have a large compound which you would be free to wander in safety, with only caring people a trent, and an awakened tree to interact with, plus you would have both Murphy and Myself, as well as Murphy's sister who can talk to you directly so we can better understand your needs".

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Monday March 2nd, 2020 10:35:23 AM

Bliss continues to push for a zoo or sanctuary back home -- right after all the former "cave-halflings" are either gotten home or wherever they want to resume their lives. (Bliss hints that life in Crescent Valley may likely be both safer and, well, funner for halflings. "Honestly, why even live in Izen when you can live in Humbles Ford?" he asks.)

As for the baby, well, Legend Lore to find out about the baby's mommy, Greater Scrying to see her, then Detect Evil to rule that out, and then talk to her if she is not evil, see if she wants her baby back, and if so, teleport there and home again. Easy Peasy. If we do not have those spells, well, there's always scrolls.

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Monday March 2nd, 2020 11:50:43 AM
Pressi points out that some of those scrolls or materials (i.e. for legend lore) are missing, so she wants to know if they are taking the kid back to Humbles first.

She also points out that they have another easy peasy way to figure out where to take the giant child and whether to give her up. It's called go to the place they were pointed to and ask around. (In doing so, its sort of tipped that Pressi heavily leans toward getting the child back to the mother, almost regardless of what happened. At minimum, she seems to be giving the giant parents/family members more of a benefit of the doubt.)

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Monday March 2nd, 2020 12:01:39 PM

Bliss disagrees. "Being a hero does not mean being dumb. Why not cast a few divinations first so we don't have to walk into a giant town unaware. After all, we just killed a whole bunch of giants! We may have a rep. They may not be inclined towards friendliness. The baby has been in the menagerie for weeks or months, so one more day will do no harm."

DM Kathy 
Monday March 2nd, 2020 2:11:04 PM
Murphy gives one of the employees money for fruit, vegetables, and seeds. Food is not expensive here; the worker returns later with a bulging burlap sack, handing you 9 gold pieces and a few silver. In the meantime, you heal the stirge and promise to find her more stirges to be with. You also talk to Grnta the bear, who remains timid and anxious.

Succotash also talks to Grnta, elaborating a bit on Murphy's proposal. She thinks maybe that sounds all right, but she still sounds very uncertain.

Tali, Kezzem, and Murphy go to talk to the dark elves. Kezzem starts by speaking loudly and slowly, which I'm sure they appreciate. You know, deep down. Tali speaks in both Common and Elven, and soon finds that they speak Common perfectly well, without the ridiculously over-the-top accent that Hobie heard earlier. They give their names as Malryth and Zirath Ivraes; they are brothers. They appreciate Murphy's healing, as they were still pretty banged up.

They are entertainers, though they hesitate to call themselves bards. [They do not have any levels of Bard.] They were down on their luck, and cooked up a scheme with Olog to join the menagerie and do a "mysterious dark elves" act. "But after a few weeks Olog stopped paying us," Zirath says. "We kept asking him about it, and eventually he sent one of his toughs to shut us up. We tried to leave--a few times--but they came after us and brought us back. Eventually we quit trying."

Tali asks if they have a home, and they do not. "Actually, we were talking this morning," Malryth says, "and we were hoping we could maybe take over the menagerie. Run it different; be nicer than Olog was. Not show sentient creatures; just actual animals. But I'm not sure we could afford to buy it, even if we were to somehow get the money Olog owes us."

Listening, Murphy is confident they are being truthful.

Meanwhile, Bliss and Pressi are discussing strategies for dealing with the giant baby. Bliss points out that the problem could be solved by just a few (admittedly quite expensive) spells. Pressi feels that shoe leather is a better approach.

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 Touch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Monday March 2nd, 2020 4:16:46 PM
Hobie is happy to go along with the divination plan, it seems like its a smart idea to at least check things out before heading into bigtown. Hobie's not afraid though should they have to go to the town, he feels like they are just easy targets.


Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Monday March 2nd, 2020 5:12:04 PM
Succotash is down with the divination plan, but points out that since he can't cast a message spell, someone else would have cast the greater scrying spell.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Monday March 2nd, 2020 6:58:44 PM

"One argument in favor of not taking the child to Crescent Valley is that the Giant Towers are again in working order, thanks to what you all were able to accomplish," Murphy responds. "Despite her innocence, I don't know that the magic of the towers can discern that. Perhaps the Sanctuary is far enough away that no harm would befall were she to arrive there via teleportation, but doing so without knowing could be a dangerous test. Regardless, let us see what we can learn, as Bliss is recommending. Meanwhile, having a few emissaries heading to the place she came from and making inquiries is not a bad idea. Pressi - which do you think is wisest? Start with onsite inquiries, or with Bliss's arcane or divine investigations?"

With the dark elves, the halfling druid raises a straw-colored eyebrow. "Interesting idea, Malryth and Zirath. You think you have what it takes to manage and run a traveling menagerie? Doubtless you have many talents. How might you deal with security? Recruitment? Oh, and how much does Olog owe you?" He waits for that answer, then asks, "Are you spell casters of some sort?" Murphy waits to hear others' queries to the pair. Toward the end, he asks, "What do you think about the notion of regrouping in Humble's Ford before heading back out on the road? Some of the questions I asked may be more fully answered given time."

With the change returned and the food provided, Murphy offers thanks, then lays out a small subset of the food to be provided to the tropical birds. How many such birds are there? He gives the separated food to the worker. "Once you're done with that, could we have all the workers gather here for a moment?"

He asks Tali if she can help him out on this. He hands her paper and pen. When the workers show up, he asks each of them to meet with Tali, and have her write down whatever funds they believe Olog may owe them.

"You have generally worked hard, it seems, to care for the creatures of the menagerie. Do you wish to continue this sort of work?"

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Monday March 2nd, 2020 8:11:54 PM
"Wow, you guys picked up the language right quick," says Kezzem. "I must be a great teacher!"

Kezzem says to Marlyth, "So, Zirath, now math was never my best subject, but I figure with all the money Olag owes you and your brother Marlyth, when one accounts for compound interest, accrued late penalties, and additional worker's compensation for having to work in a hostile work environment, I would say Olag owes you...say, an entire Mengagerie. Hey Succotash, can you have Valerie check my math on this?"

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Tuesday March 3rd, 2020 5:45:26 AM
"Valerie says your math seems accurate", Succotash chuckles, "I'm not a big fan of cages, in truth I believe that only criminals should be put in them, but if there are willing animals, such as the monkeys and peafowl, and who knows what else you may find, who are willing to live such a life I have no argument. Maybe we can figure out a way for you to talk to them, several potions of speak with animals would really help you understand the animals better, and if you understand them, well, you should have no problem keeping them happy and comfortable. However the animals who desire to return to the wild, will be returned, and the poor bear is coming home with us.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Tuesday March 3rd, 2020 12:32:12 PM
Accounting & the Ledger

Tali takes the pen & paper and draws up a ledger of sorts to help record the staff of the Menagerie and the pay owed, animals cared for and the upkeep needed to do so.

Tali enjoyed the process and learning what it takes to manage an attraction such as the menagerie!

Spells in Effect
Overland Flight | 530 of 900 minutes
Mage Armor | 530 of 900 minutes

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Tuesday March 3rd, 2020 1:34:12 PM
"You'll get no argument from me, either," Pressi replies as she enters the tent with the dark elves. "Consider it a special discount for hardship. The hardship of Bliss adopting and bringing everything in the region to our coven's front lawn."

Since they don't have legend lore materials, Pressi drops down to a simple divination spell (using one of her gold packs). "What is the name of the giant's mother?" Pressi asks.

From that, she casts a greater scrying, with a connection (the kid) and some familiarity (the name).

DM Kathy  d100=45 ;
Tuesday March 3rd, 2020 2:35:59 PM
Murphy asks the dark elves whether they have a plan for managing the menagerie. "Well, we have a pretty good idea what not to do," Zirath says. "We hope most of the employees will stay on," Malryth says. "And that you, good sir, will teach us how to better care for the animals. We will need to hire a couple of people for security--not toughs like Olog had, but people who can deal with trouble. Perhaps that sheriff has some suggestions; he seems a sensible sort."

The brothers admit that Olog only owed them about 25 gold--a significant sum to a non-adventurer, but nowhere near the total value of the menagerie. However, Kezzem and Succotash are inclined to let them take it anyway.

Tali takes pen and paper to make careful notes, because this is all complicated! Luckily, the regular employees are not owed back pay, so that all seems to be settled. You also make notes on the animals. The peafowl, monkeys, and tropical birds are all fine to continue with the menagerie. The bear is coming with you. The lioness wants to be released, but needs a warmer climate. The lone remaining stirge wants some little stirge friends, and it's possible you could find some that are willing to join the menagerie. The tricky part is the ocelots--mom, dad, and one of the kids want to stay with the menagerie. Two other kids want to leave; mom and dad are saying no. Though it should be noted that the "kids" are adults of their species.

You might also have suggestions for animals that might be easy to acquire that people would be interested in seeing.

Hobie and Pressi, meanwhile, continue to work on the mystery of the giant baby. Pressi casts a spell to ask for the name of the mother. Your reply is: Thalika Jouvelt

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Tuesday March 3rd, 2020 4:39:46 PM

Bliss thanks Pressi. "You are a hero, my friend, and it means a lot that you would meet me halfway."

Bliss (plus Mookie and Harper, right?) drop into a quick coven circle before Pressi casts. Bliss casts a Surrender spell to push two extra caster levels into Pressi's spells.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Tuesday March 3rd, 2020 4:58:37 PM
Succotash holds his breath in anticipation of finding the mothers location. He is ready to take half the crew via Greater Teleport if everything checks out, and is certain that Tali can carry the other half.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Wednesday March 4th, 2020 2:25:55 AM

Dark elves and workers
"Here's a suggestion. Let us gather in Crescent Valley, near Humble's Ford. Let my sister, a druid work with you, if she will. I can help some, too. I come from a family of entertainers. My father makes musical instruments and toys. A brother is a bard. The town has additional talented people, some of whom may take an interest in the sort of life you have chosen. Spend a few months with us. We'll build out traveling exhibits that better account for the needs of the animals. Expand the offerings - and entertainment. Add some games, and teaching devices. Children love games - many parents do as well. If a game teaches and rewards learning, families will be drawn. Coin will be spent. Many wise teachings derive from observation of animals and their ways. Stories with morals.

"Perhaps a few young adventurers from those parts might be willing to join - to help out, and provide security. Well, much more to discuss. But for now - how best to get the caravan to Humble's Ford? People and animals we may teleport. But large carts and cages? Hmmm..."

"How would you two take to learning some basic adventuring skills that could complement the menagerie? One take up druidicism, and one become a bard? Some skills - and spells - could make your jobs much easier.

"What animals to add? Various snakes, canines, felines, avians, amphibians, reptiles, terrapins, marsupials, tunneling critters - there are many animals types to consider. Some like daytime, some like nighttime. Ponies or riding dogs for little ones to ride? Out in Hovel some of my friends and I got to take turns riding on the back of a sheep when I was about five years old. I fell off, but it was exciting while it lasted. That sheep was a lot tougher than we were at the time."

Murphy waits for their responses, thanks them, then says, "Well, we can talk more later."

Ocelots
A brief conversation with the ocelots: "Before you move to the wild, you need to learn to hunt, and survive where others may attack you. Are you willing to learn that before leaving your family?" he asks the male and female siblings who want their freedom. He asks the parents if that makes sense to them. He thinks about placing the two younger ones for such with his Aunt Nilli in the Culverwood.

Back to the Halflings
Murphy wants to talk with the freed halflings. "We have been kicking around some ideas. Folks, you'll want to think this over. You may want simply to return home, and take up life again there. That would be fine. There is another opportunity for you, though - really, a Wold full of opportunities. A specific one, though, is this. Come and join us in Humble's Ford. There is available land, land to live on, and land to farm. It is a valley of halflings. Some good folk of various races also come through from time to time. Sometimes bad folks try to get in. We just managed to kill close to a thousand giants who wanted to take over the valley. It will likely take them a few generations to get around to trying that again, so it looks like we're safe for now.

"But, if you would like, we could get you out there, let you take a look around. If it seems good, then you could make plans to join us in the valley - and we'll find those to help you do so. What do you think? Talk it over, let us know. It may take us a few days to finish sorting things out before we leave." He provides fifty gold pieces - 25 for Hendit's wife Bryony Littlefoot and the other 25 for Arn Sandyman to manage. "If you all want to do a bit of shopping, or have other needs here in town, that may help you out a bit. Also, one big coin for each of you - you may keep it, or spend it, as you choose." He gives one gold piece to each of the adults and children - so 72gp total. "If you have concerns, talk to me, or to Pressi. Really, any of us who is available. Anything before I leave for a few hours?"

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Wednesday March 4th, 2020 7:37:52 AM
"Also, if you guys are strapped for coin, maybe you could sell snacks at your menagerie," suggests Kezzem. "We could even hook you up with some mushrooms. I know a guy."

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Wednesday March 4th, 2020 8:36:19 AM
The Big Baby

"Succotash, I'd pick up the slack, but I need a description of where I am going...enough to get there!", says Tali to Succotash.

Spells in Effect
Overland Flight | 530 of 900 minutes
Mage Armor | 530 of 900 minutes

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Wednesday March 4th, 2020 1:49:18 PM
Pressi stares at Kezzem. "I think that's enough mention of mushrooms. You know, unless you WANT to have a good connection to them. I think that can be arranged." (Evil laugh goes here.)

After getting in a circle with Bliss and their pets, Pressi begins to perform the scrying ritual. (DC 22+4 from both surrender bloods.) She focuses as hard as she can on the name "Thalika Jouvelt."

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Wednesday March 4th, 2020 1:51:30 PM
To Murphy, "I probably could have been nicer to Kezzem and gotten him to stop the joke. But I am a witch capable of amazing and terrible actions, and I just believe its good to remind my friends of that from time to time."

DM Kathy  d20=16 ;
Wednesday March 4th, 2020 2:18:36 PM
Murphy speaks again to the freed halflings, and finds them determined to return to Thaelhaven. Their homes are there, and their fields, and they do not want to leave. Bryony Littlefoot is especially determined. "It took Hendit years to build up those routes, earn those customers," she says. "I'm not going to make him start all over again."

You offer the dark elves training and assistance in Humble's Ford. The brothers seem interested. "We could do with a place to spend the winter," Malryth says, "but it seems pretty far away."

You also offer to train the young ocelots. They scoff at the idea, claiming they don't need it, but their parents urge them to accept. The discussion is still going on.

Kezzem suggests offering food for sale, and the brothers seem interested. You offer mushrooms, and they seem less interested.

Meanwhile, Bliss assists Pressi in setting up her scrying. It takes a moment, but soon you are looking at a scene of a storm giant woman, sitting in a comfortably-furnished room. She is facing a window, though which you catch a glimpse of snowy mountain slopes. She has some sewing in her lap. Every once in a while, she adds a few stitches to her work, but it's clear that her heart isn't in it. From time to time, she raises her eyes to look out the window, but she doesn't seem to see the view--she is miles away. She looks sad.

You get a good look at the room, but you'll need to describe it very well to Tali and Succotash if you want a successful teleport.

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Wednesday March 4th, 2020 2:28:04 PM
Bliss whispers to Pressi, "Psst! Miss Pressi! Talk to her! Say who we are and that we have good news about her babby!"

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 Touch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Wednesday March 4th, 2020 4:08:50 PM
"I don't think scrying works like that Bliss. But Press, please study the location and we can teleport to her. We can bring her baby back!"


Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Wednesday March 4th, 2020 5:04:29 PM
[OOC: You can cast a Message cantrip through a Greater Scrying, right?]

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132  d20+14=32 ;
Wednesday March 4th, 2020 5:41:50 PM

With Pressi
Back with Pressi & company, Murphy pulls out paper and ink and begins sketching based upon the description that Pressi offers of the mother giant's room and view. He works with her to make adjustments here and there until she feels it is as close as possible to what she has been viewing. He adds telepathic communication the better to understand any subtleties, perhaps to share the view to an extent. He will add additional views or perspectives to try to get as full a representation of the space as he can in cooperation with her. Maybe 3 sheets of paper until he has it just right.
[Profession, Artist: 32 - pretty good police sketch work]

With Thaelhavenians
"Good. It is a good thing to be committed to your hearth, your home," Murphy says, his face serious. "Perhaps this was just a small test - and you passed." A gentle smile touches his face, which then returns to a more serious mien. "We will help you get back within the next few days. Sorry for the delay - there are a few pieces we are putting together, and various intermediate matters to resolve."

With dark elves
"Yes, a few weeks by conventional travel, you're correct," Murphy answers. "If we simply have a few spaces prepared ahead of time, we can get all the animals there in a couple of days, and build up new carts, wagons, and cages over the winter in the valley - ones that will better accommodate the needs of the animals. The carts we would simply leave here in Crofters Crossing. Perhaps they can be sold."

Ocelots
Murphy lets the ocelot family engage in their domestic discussion without further interference for now.

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Wednesday March 4th, 2020 6:31:17 PM
"Why are you making that face? Mushrooms are delicious! Like I'm always saying, mushrooms are the fruit of the earth. You can roast them, broil them, saute them...pan fried, deep fried, stir fried...there's cremini mushrooms, osyster mushrooms, portobello mushrooms, enoki mushrooms, shittake mushrooms, porcino mushrooms, morel mushrooms....and that, that's about it."



Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Thursday March 5th, 2020 5:36:03 AM
Succotash waits for Pressi's description of the location and watches as Murphy tries to draw the scene, but he holds off casting Greater Teleport until Pressi messages the mother, so the Swords can determine if that is the best course of action.

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29  d100=53 ;
Thursday March 5th, 2020 1:46:14 PM
Kezzem's speech is drowned out halfway through with a casting of ghost sound: mariachi band.

Sorry, animals.

While in the trance: "Because I used scrying instead of greater scrying, I can message but there is a significant chance of failure. (It's 5% per caster level, Pressi has 12+5 assuming both surrender bloods stack. That's an 85% chance the message will go through.)

"However, I'm rather loathe to send a message to some complete stranger like this. I really don't know how we do it without freaking her out."

Since it's clear that people want this message, she gives it a try. (53, anything under 86 is success.) After some thought, she chooses to sing a soft melody, a lullaby from when she was a child.

DM Kathy 
Thursday March 5th, 2020 3:17:23 PM
As Pressi describes the scene with the storm giant, Murphy begins sketching the room. Bliss suggests telling the mother that you have her baby! Hobie points out that TV doesn't work that way, sweetie.

Except, of course, sometimes it does. As Succotash waits for instructions, Pressi casts a Message and begins singing a lullaby. The giant begins looking around, confused. In Giant, she says, "Hello? Is somebody there?"

Meanwhile, Kezzem is extolling the many virtues (and varieties!) of mushrooms to the dark elf brothers. "We're actually very fond of mushrooms," Zirath assures you. "It's just....it would be a challenge to find a way to sell them out of a booth."

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132  d20+14=25 ;
Thursday March 5th, 2020 10:08:47 PM
After finishing with the mother's room, Murphy begins sketching his friends and companions on a clean piece of parchment, beginning with Pressi, then Bliss, Hobie, Succotash, himself, Tali, and Kezzem. He adds a sketch of the baby, or babby, as Bliss puts it, at the center of the group. He adds also along the periphery Mookie, Rayya, Rumpus, and a certain velociraptor. He neatly writes the name of each person or critter next to their image. He adds this by the baby image:
Storm Giant Baby 'Calm Tempest'
[Profession, Artist: 25 - not a bad sketch]Murphy writes a letter to her, too. On the left side of the page he writes in the common tongue, and on the right side of the page he writes the translation in the giant tongue.
Hello, mother of Calm Tempest. My name is Murphy, a long-time member of Humble's Sword. While rescuing a group of kidnapped halflings, we found whom we believe to be your child, and now return her to you. My friends can tell you more about the circumstances under which we were able to find and rescue her. We have given her the name of 'Tymestl Dawel,' which means 'Calm Tempest' for we do not know the name you have for her. May she prosper under your watchful care and love henceforth.
--With respect and prayers for you and your child,
Murphy Bumblebee Leafwin Pipewood
[and his signature]

Humble's Sword members:
Pressi Silverglove - Kezzem - Bliss

Hobie Browncloak - Succotash - Tali
[and their signatures]


Under their names he leaves room for each to sign his or her name
Murphy hands in turn to each person a pen prepared with ink, a separate practice page to write on, then this letter for each to sign.

The order of names is the order in which each person joined the group (and Pressi and Kezzem tied in that regard).

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Thursday March 5th, 2020 10:35:05 PM
Kezzem signs his name.

"Wait, shouldn't Blisd be listed first?" he asks.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Friday March 6th, 2020 1:42:48 AM

"Oh, you're right, Kezzem. Bliss and Alleah showed up at the Dancing Pig after we got back from defeating Idafeatyu the ogre mage at the Parley House in the Red Hills. Whereas you and Pressi showed up sometime later outside a large oak in the Culverwood on the morning of shemini atzeret." Murphy looks down at the list. "All right. The first line after mine is in reverse chronological order, and the second line is in straight chronological order. You've an eye for detail, Kez, that I had overlooked!" He does not change the document, as the matter is likely of no import to the storm giant matron.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Friday March 6th, 2020 5:28:16 AM
Succotash signs his name to the document/drawing, while waiting for Pressi's and the Giant's conversation to begin.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Friday March 6th, 2020 8:18:51 AM
Calm Tempest

Tali signs where appropriate on the drafted document, Mister Murphy creates. Afterwards, Tali approaches, the rest of the Scry team - Bliss & Pressi to determine if she can get a good a destination picture as possible for the trip!

"Bliss, Pressi?! Where is this place we are going? I need details please!" asks Tali of the Scry Team.

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 Touch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Friday March 6th, 2020 12:00:53 PM
Hobie signs his name on the parchment and gets ready for the trip. He gathers his things up, refills his quiver, and spends time preparing his spells.


Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 nTouch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Friday March 6th, 2020 12:12:09 PM
Hobie's signature



Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Friday March 6th, 2020 2:45:01 PM
Pressi eyed the document carefully. "I don't exactly know what you're planning here. Why cant I just say this through the message? Are you planning to deliver it really really fast? Is this supposed to be a contract? Oh, I get it. She can trust the voices in her head now because there's a piece of paper."

Sighing, she impresses her arcane mark at the spot by her name.

In response to the giant's query, Pressi softly mentions that she has the child and they are returning. "Where are you?"

DM Kathy 
Friday March 6th, 2020 4:10:23 PM
Murphy makes a sketch of the group, and the giant baby, and writes a short explanation with places for everyone to sign. Kezzem, Succotash, and Hobie all sign.

Tali signs too, reminding the others that she is waiting for teleportation coordinates.

Pressi wonders what the paper is for, as does your DM. But she affixes her mark before telling the mother you have the baby. She looks ready to weep. "But....I don't understand," she says, still speaking Giant. "Who are you? Where are you? How are you talking to me? You have Lonia? Is she all right?"

You ask where she is, and she says, "I'm at home. Are you bringing her here?"

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Friday March 6th, 2020 4:51:44 PM

"Those who go can take this with you to give to Mama," Murphy says of the letter. He awaits with interest what will come next.

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Friday March 6th, 2020 5:08:17 PM

Bliss signs with a special Glyph in Old High Blissian.

"Good one, Mister Murphy," he says.

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 nTouch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Friday March 6th, 2020 6:17:56 PM
"At the very least, the note will be something she can hold on to, to remember the folks who brought her daughter back. I think it's a nice addition."

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Saturday March 7th, 2020 2:33:54 PM

"Oh, Pressi - ask her if there are any oak trees nearby her - and try to find out where in the Wold her home is," Murphy quietly requests. "That is, if you deem it not unwise to ask either question."

Meanwhile, he has written "Lonia - storm giant baby girl" and "Thalika Jouvelt - storm giant mother" on the first room sketch he made.

He thinks that even a large oak tree might or might not be of sufficient size to transport the large baby, but could be an auxiliary transportation resource to take several halflings at once.

He also thinks to himself, "Surely there are ocelots in the Culverwood." He loves the beauty of those cats.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Monday March 9th, 2020 5:27:22 AM
"Like Tali said Pressi, we need details, you gave us a pretty good description of the place, and Murphy's drawing helps a bit, but knowing the name of the town would be the icing on the cake so to speak", Succotash adds to Tali's request for information.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Monday March 9th, 2020 12:39:58 PM
Calm Tempest

"Okay, team, what's the plan? Can we leave after a two hour mediation period or after a good nights sleep?" asks Tali of the group? "I need to regain my spells before we deliver "Calm Tempest" to her rightful clan!"

DM Kathy 
Monday March 9th, 2020 1:32:50 PM
Most of you think that the sketch with your signatures will mainly be a souvenir, and you're fine with that.

Murphy thinks there must be ocelots in the Culverwood. You know that ocelots prefer a warmer climate than the one found here in the mid-Elennian Peninsula, which would argue against a Culverwood population of them. On the other hand, the elves are well-versed in nature magic. It's not impossible that their druids have created a warmer pocket, deep in the Culverwood, where tropical plants and animals might flourish. If such a place exists, however, you have not heard so much as a whisper of a rumor of it.

Tali tells the group that she will need to rest and prepare spells at some point. Indeed, depending on how much your group is planning to teleport, you may need a few days to get it all done.

Pressi's conversation with the storm giant mother continues...

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Monday March 9th, 2020 2:03:02 PM

"Pressi! Miss Pressi!" whispers Bliss, "Tell her we are magic-users and adventurers and we want to teleport to her so we can give back her baby. But she has to tell us where she is so we can get there."

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Monday March 9th, 2020 7:31:36 PM
"Forget it, forget it," says Kezzem as Bliss brings up magical transport. "No more Shadowwalking. This time I'm gonna walk."

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 1:54:58 AM

Murphy waits for Pressi to respond to Big Mama. He thinks about animal placement, training animal care people, getting halflings back home, and scheduling a teatime with McGregor HeadWise back in Humble's Ford.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 5:23:06 AM
OOC... Is this still the day of the fight, or have we rested? I can't remember.

Succotash waits patiently for Pressi's conversation to provide the needed details to make Greater Teleport work.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 8:41:02 AM

[OOC: We have rested. The fight was yesterday]

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 10:44:44 AM
(OOC: Apologies for the delay. Yesterday was one of those days where posting got pushed off and pushed off, and I didn't think a one sentence post would do it justice.)

Pressi pauses, thinking about what to say... and what not to say. For now, mentioning that they are halflings... seems like a bad idea. And she'd like to avoid getting into details, if she can.

"Uh... suffice it to say for now that we are powerful magic users out to right the injustices in the Wold. We found your baby, Lonia, safe and sound, and we have dealt with those that purchased her from an ogre.

"Can you give us some idea of where 'home' is and how we can get there. We intend to reunite your child with you at the greatest speed, and you may wish to meet us halfway. But we need to know where you are, if there are cities along the way, if anything blocks say a teleport? Whatever information you can give us would be appreciated."

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 10:45:18 AM
(OOC: re spells. I really should take some time to track what they are.)

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 12:48:22 PM
Prep for the return of Calm Tempest

"Kezzem, this is greater teleport spell silly, we're not using he druid way! We're using magic!" says Tali....

DM Kathy 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 2:31:46 PM
Pressi has questions for the storm giant mother, but she's a little distracted. "You have Lonia? Is she all right? Is she eating? Is she warm enough?" It takes a bit to get her to focus.

"Home is...well, it's here. On Shadow Mountain. Umm....the closest town is Dhahe; it's about three miles away. Cities? Well, there's Nag-Fohrrah, of course. Probably Kulki, depending on which way you're coming. Which way are you coming?" You ask her about things that might block a teleport, and she doesn't know. "We're not mages," she says. "I don't know anything about travel magic."

Reminder for those listening: you can only hear Pressi's side of the conversation, and she is speaking Giant.

Pressi (or anybody, if she passes along the name Nag-Fohrrah) Knowledge Geography 15 Highlight to display spoiler: {Nag-Fohrrah is the Giant name for Bigtown.}

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 nTouch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 3:23:34 PM
Hobie eagerly listens to Pressi as she talks with the mother, "Okay, do you have it, you have the info? Let's get moving. Do you have enough info to teleport? If not lets get on the road. We don't need to waste any more time sitting around."

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 6:25:04 PM
"'Tell-pork?'" asks Kezzem. "So how does that work, you find a pig and say where you want to go? Nevermind, I don't care, just as long as there won't be evil shadows trying to steal our shadows cause I don't want to do that again."



Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 6:33:53 PM
Succotash shakes his head in amusement at Kezzem's query, and says, "No Kezzem, it's tel-a-port, not tell-pork. all that happens is Tali, myself, or in this case both of us, cast a spell, and we instantly arrive at our destination.

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29  d20+5=25 ;
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 8:38:12 PM
(OOC: ability to make untrained knowledge rolls thanks to WLA)

Sometimes, things just fall into place and nobody knows why.

Pressi continues to pass along information, and she is on fire. She even knows that Nag-Fohrah is giant for Bigtown.

Noting Kezzem's objections, "Ok, but we kind of built your next birthday party around the concept so thanks for telling me after we lost the deposits. Look, believe it or not, shadow walking is a quite acceptable form of transportation and from now on I'm going to demand we all sign waivers."


Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 10:41:56 PM
The Return of Calm Tempest

While the rest of the team that decided to return the babe gets ready, and since it is the next day, and assuming we all slept / or meditated as I do, I will cast my morning spells:

Overland Flight & Mage Armor

...while awaiting the rest of the team.

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Tuesday March 10th, 2020 11:35:54 PM

Bliss laughs. "You guys are too funny," he says.

"Yeah, a regular laff riot," squawks Mookie, and somehow you can tell he said "laff riot," not "laugh riot."

Bliss smiles and adds, "Okay, so let's go! Blip us there, oh wonderful teleporter-casters!

DM Kathy 
Wednesday March 11th, 2020 3:02:32 PM
Hobie is impatient to get going. Kezzem seems to be thinking mainly of lunch, but he isn't a fan of shadow walking. Bliss is also ready to go. Succotash and Tali are ready to cast their spells.

Pressi ponders on how things just fall into place and nobody knows why. Although, in this case, Bigtown was first mentioned yesterday, so it's likely the group has discussed it since. At any rate, you seem to have all the information you need, or at least you haven't asked any more questions that your DM can answer.

So, it seems that a lot of people missed it, but you have spent one night in this inn after rescuing the halflings. Please update your spells and effects accordingly. After spending the night, and doing whatever normal morning stuff you guys do, Murphy and Succotash (and possibly others) went back to the menagerie and talked to the animals, the employees, and the dark elves. Pressi cast her divinations. We never did establish where this was happening; I kind of see it back at the inn, but there's no reason you couldn't have done it at the menagerie encampment.

All that took a while; it's probably getting on for noon.

Wherever you guys are now, the giant baby is still at the menagerie encampment, so if you're not there, you'll need to go get her before any teleporting happens.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132  d20+11=22 ;
Wednesday March 11th, 2020 3:26:37 PM

"Pressi, how accurately does my drawing reflect what you saw in your scrying? How about colors? Relationship of furniture in the room? Where Big Mama was sitting? The window and scenery beyond? And how about this other part of the room?" Murphy will prompt his fiancée for corrections, enhancements, clarifications. Based upon her guidance, he will, if necessary, redraw the space for Tali and Succotash to get a clear understanding of the target.

"Bigtown - on the East Slope of Shadow Mountain - is heavily populated by hill giants, but there are also ogres, ettins, trolls, and stone giants, plus many non-giants. However, especially since Tali has greater teleport, I recommend we not walk there. Let her take Pressi, and Lonia, and maybe a couple others to the reunion. Succotash - do you also know greater teleport? Or just regular teleport?"

"Sounds like you need to take your two hours of meditation, Tali. Are there other preparations any of us need to take?" he asks the group.

"I would love to go along, but, as you said, Pressi, communication between you and those left behind will work better if I stay here."

He takes about fifteen minutes to talk with the workers who have been caring for the 'biggest baby in the Wold' about her, the type of care and feeding they have been providing, and the babe's personality so far. He spends another bit of time with Lorna. If she is awake, he'll play with her.
=============
Knowledge Geography 22

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 nTouch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Wednesday March 11th, 2020 4:37:49 PM
Hobie spends his time preparing his spells.

ooc: Did anyone handle the loot situation?

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Wednesday March 11th, 2020 5:41:49 PM
OOH LOOT! Mookie will help sort that out. He loves the flashy stuff.

Bliss asks the drows to look over the menagerie, and to bring it to Humbles Ford. There we'll take the animals that do not want to be on display and find/make homes for them.

Then with the baby in the menagerie, it is time to teleport.

Bliss slowly comes to realize that Murphy is proposing to stay behind. "Mister Murphy, really? What if you stay behind, and this turns into an adventure?!? Please come with us! We need you. Don't go off on your own!"

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Wednesday March 11th, 2020 7:08:23 PM

Murphy smiles at Bliss, but then turns serious as he understands his friend's concerns. "Thank you, friend. This is not Murphy's plan to go off on his own, or break off from the party, or abandon anyone in need. It's just that Pressi had talked about returning here after the baby is delivered with a few of you, and some of us staying behind - me, specifically, to remain in communication with the delivery folks, as the rest of us finish sorting out things here with the menagerie and rescued halflings.

"I already gave Pressi a feather token which, if cast to the ground will transform into a huge oak tree. Should the need arise for the rest of us to join the rest of you, then I can get there quickly enough if that is in place.

"If, when you get there, you find a need that requires our attention, well, we'll get there spit-spot, right? Let's take advantage of your concern, though, Bliss, to decide among ourselves: Do we all stick together on this? I think if Succotash has Greater Teleport, then we ought to be able to do so. If not, then baby plus four go first, then, via the oak tree, the rest can follow shortly.

"However, we have promised the halflings to get them back fairly soon. And, there are animals and such to consider. And workers. Our two elves have mentioned just how far away our home is. Surely a couple, maybe three days of teleports and oaken travel can get everyone sorted in good order. If you or Pressi can communicate with your coven the need to set up some cages and animal play areas in advance of sending the animals... I can communicate with my relatives about lending a hand. I am just thinking that the current - what would you call it? - situation? opportunity? embroglio? is still a bit on the messy, unresolved side. Given the few days I mentioned, all can be resolved... unless we want someone else to clear everything up in ways that take much more time, and possibly much greater risk to the non-adventurers."

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Thursday March 12th, 2020 1:34:13 AM

"Oh, and if Succotash has Teleport, but not Greater Teleport," Murphy adds to his list of thoughts, "then perhaps he should go with the baby-delivery service via Tali's spell, so that, should there be a need to return there by that means, he will have been able to study it closely. What do you think, Succotash?"

Loot update for Bliss / Cayzle (by Kim) 
Thursday March 12th, 2020 3:42:31 AM
Boots of Striding and Springing - Succotash
Figurine of Wondrous Power (bronze griffin) - Bliss
+1 Scimitar - Murphy
Wand of Cure Moderate Wounds (20 charges) - party (who will carry it?)
Scrolls of Neutralize Poison (2) - party (who will carry them?)
200 gold in strongbox - to the rescued halflings

Left over to sell:
+1 full plate, lion's shield, +1 vicious flail, belt of giant strength +2 (4), cloak of resistance +1 (4), +2 studded leather, +1 kukris (2), amulet of natural armor +1, ring of protection +1 (3), +2 chain shirt, +2 light wooden shield, cloak of resistance +2, ring of protection +2, +1 chain shirt, +1 buckler, +1 frost keen rapier, belt of incredible dexterity +2, amulet of mighty fists +1, bracers of armor +2, headband of inspired wisdom +2, masterwork composite longbow (+2 Str), masterwork composite longbow (+4 Str), masterwork composite longbow (+5 Str), masterwork throwing axe, throwing axes (2), sap, thieves’ tools.


Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Thursday March 12th, 2020 5:51:43 AM
Succotash reassures Murphy that his domain gives the ability to cast both teleport and greater teleport once per day, assuming he prepares them, which of course he did. He also looks sternly at Murphy and says, "Between Tali and myself we can easily accommodate everyone, so you have no reason to stay behind".

Since our amazing DM has mentioned that all prep time is done, I take that to mean spells have been prepared, and Tali has had her meditation time, so he tells everyone to hold hands, as he lays a hand on the baby, then with a nod to Tali, indicating that they should start casting, he casts Greater Teleport, trying to deliver the crew to the baby's momma's front door.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Thursday March 12th, 2020 6:24:14 AM

Before the group has fully formed, Murphy responds with equivalent sternness to Succotash. "We don't leave our friends in the dark. We tell them, before we leave them. Once we've done that, then I'm fine to go."

Without delaying further posting, this will take about 30 minutes game time. He gets a few hairs or other identifying mementos from one or two of the leading halflings, likewise from at least one of the dark elves and a worker or two for distance communication. He feather-token plants an oak tree near where the menagerie is located, and explains its purpose - as a means for him quickly to return to them.

Murphy communicates similar things to the dark elves and the menagerie workers. "Now we need to return the baby to her mother, and may need to investigate who stole her in the first place." As he himself has fronted money to the halfings and for other things, he asks his friends if they will kick in enough to provide 100 gp for the halflings, and a suitable amount for traveling expenses to the elves for the menagerie. "If we are not back within 3 days, and you have not heard from us, then it may be well to make your way on the road back towards home," he tells the halflings. "If you choose to start prior to that, it's up to you." He provides the halflings the cart and pony for carrying things, and for those who are challenged walking.

He makes some quick recommendations to the menagerie folk to keep the animals happier as they travel. He uses his last speak with animals spell, and tells the animals he will keep the promises he made, but must first return the baby giant to her mother.

And he feels really bad about leaving so many matters regarding their miscellaneous somewhat unfinished rescues. But Murphy will go with the party - now!

"All right, cleric of many, and sorceress of talent," Murphy says to the two casters - "sorry for the delay. But abandonment without explanation is a thoughtlessness we ought to avoid where possible." He extends his hands to join with his friends.
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[And, sorry for the multiple posts. I shall restrain myself now.]

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Thursday March 12th, 2020 12:25:41 PM
The Return of Calm Tempest

"So what's the plan / time frame?"asks Tali of the group?

Spells in Effect:

Overland Flight | 540 of 540 Minutes
Mage Armor | 540 of 540 Minutes

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Thursday March 12th, 2020 2:47:31 PM

(OOC: recharged spells - will update later)

(Pressi's location is the menagerie. I was assuming she had contact with the baby because that makes the scrying easier.)

Pressi attempts to answer Murphy's questions about the layout of the house as best as she can, but the sheer number just begins to overwhelm her. "I'm sorry, but I'm not sure you understand the limits of scrying or my own mental capacity. I can't tell you where the paint is chipped in every room of the house, even if scrying was itself that detailed a picture. Besides, I really don't get the need for such detail, even if you are hoping to just break in and leave the kid."

Pressi also describes the location to the best of her ability. At the same time, she gives some final reassurances and goodbyes to the mother. As they describe where to teleport, Pressi leaves it to the group, but legitimately asks if it would be easier to teleport to a nearby town rather than to a particular house that can be overshot. As for fears of handling giants and ogres, "It's true that we would be walking into the lion's den, but we can dress as lions and parade a lion cub."

Pressi watches as Murphy wonders whether to come with them or help out the halflings and animals. "I respect your decision either way, but I need to remind you that my original plan assumed the halflings and animals were worse off than they actually are. I now believe that we can let them go on their own and stick together, and I don't want you making a decision based off my faulty analysis." She smiles as Murphy chooses instead to stick to the group.

Pressi assists as best as she can. For Murphy, she helps get the halflings and animals ready for transport. After that, she gets some preparations together for helping the child travel - food, rigs for pulling, whatever can be used as makeshift diapers - and hopes she doesn't get stuck with full babysitting.

As for loot, Pressi takes the scrolls of neutralize poison, the ring of protection +2, and the frost keen rapier. She reminds Murphy that Bliss asked for the CMW wand.

At long last, she sends the animals and halflings on their way with a goodbye. Afterwards, she prepares for magic travel that even she has trepidations about.

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 nTouch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Thursday March 12th, 2020 5:07:39 PM
“From the gear we’ve collected, I would be interested in this Cherry bow” Hobie says pointing at the MW longbow with +2 STR. “It never hurts to have an extra bow for emergencies, and I quite like the craftsmanship here. The tension is also a bit weaker than Prowler, which could come in handy if I lose strength from a spell or poison. Or if I decide to shrink myself.”

“I would also like this belt of incredible dexterity +2. I’m thinking of giving up this belt which boosts my strength and dexterity, in favor of more Dex”

DM Kathy  d100=44 ; d100=16 ;
Thursday March 12th, 2020 5:48:39 PM
You make your preparations to depart. Murphy uses a Feather Token to plant an oak tree, and explains what it's for. He and Pressi speak with the halflings, the menagerie staff, and the dark elves, letting them know where you're going and what to do if you're not back right away.

Murphy, Bliss, and Hobie discuss the loot. Most of it will probably end up getting sold, but that's can wait until you get back.

When you are all gathered, Succotash and Tali cast their spells, and the next thing you know, you and the giant baby are all standing in an enormous room, looking at a dark-haired giantess who seems very startled. She lets out a shriek.

Then she lets out another shriek, this one of joy. "Lonia!" she cries. In an instant, she is kneeling next to the baby, then picking her up in her arms. "Oh! I can't believe it!" she is laughing and crying at the same time.

You are all Small. The giantess is Huge. The size difference is significant. Pressi's description and Murphy's sketch didn't quite prepare everyone for the reality. The room was proportional to the woman, so it wasn't as obvious as it is now. You are mighty heroes, but in this room, you are teeny.

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 nTouch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Thursday March 12th, 2020 6:23:39 PM
Already so small, it might not even be noticeable, but Hobie steps forward and kneels before the giantess.
He takes off his hat and places it over his heart and speaks up toward her.

“Our deepest sympathies go to you miss. Taking someone’s child is about the most vile thing any creature could do to another. We are so pleased to return her to you, but we know the grief you’ve suffered won’t simply go away.

We’ve seen to it that the low down dirty orc who purchased your daughter is seeing justice, but he claims to have gotten her from an ogre. If it’s alright by you, I’d like to see that this ogre sees justice as well, preferably by my own bow. Is there any information you could give us that can help us reach that end? Can you walk us through what happened when she was taken from you?”

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Thursday March 12th, 2020 7:18:15 PM
"Well now I know what a McNugget feels like," says Kezzem.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Friday March 13th, 2020 1:52:54 AM

Murphy gestures toward Tali and Succotash. "Tali and Succotash brought us here to you just now." Then toward Pressi. "Pressi found a connection between your daughter and you, and was able to speak to you because of that connection. We did not know your daughter's name, so called her 'Tymestl Dawel,' which means 'Calm Tempest.'"

He holds out the letter he wrote and his friends signed, along with the sketch of the group of halflings around Lania. "A memento for her mother from us, Humble's Sword. I am Murphy."

After giving it to her, he steps back.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Friday March 13th, 2020 5:50:03 AM
Succotash, never one to let his small size hold him back, gives a quick bow in his usual fashion, than say:

Succotash Slenderstick. Cleric if the Woldian gods, and member of Humble's Sword, at your service! As Murphy has mentioned, we are the adventuring party known as Humble's Sword, perhaps you've heard of us, we did slay a dragon after all, and those sort of things tend to get noticed. Anyway, as Hobie mentioned we brought an end to the wicked schemes of the individual who bought little Lonia, well little to you anyway, and we would love for a chance to bring the kidnapper to justice as well, but I must remind my friends that we have some unfinished business we need to attend to before we can start out on another quest. Luckily, those prior engagements shouldn't take to long, so if that is your wish, and you have any clues as to where to begin, we should be able to begin the investigation in a few days.

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Friday March 13th, 2020 11:31:11 AM
After Murphy introduces her, Pressi slowly moves forward. "Hi, I'm the one you spoke with, nice to meet you. And, uh..."

Pressi moves the child towards the mother. "I don't think anything more needs to be said. May you and your child find better grace going forward."

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle  d20+6=16 ;
Friday March 13th, 2020 1:28:34 PM

Bliss is personally less devoted to finding giant baby-nappers, but he just stands patiently, not wanting to intrude on a mama-child moment.

Mookie looks around to see what kind of place this is, and if there is anything to see.

Perception 16. Mookie is not very perceptive!

DM Kathy 
Friday March 13th, 2020 3:53:10 PM
Looking around the room, Kezzem feels an unexpected kinship with the mighty warriors of Clan MacNugget. Who knows? Maybe he'll start wearing their tartan.

Murphy explains who you are and how you got here. He offers the paper to the giantess mother. Looking bewildered, she accepts it. It looks very small in her hand.

Pressi introduces herself briefly, but lets the others carry the bulk of the conversation.

Bliss doesn't speak at all, and Mookie is occupied studying the room. He notices that this would be a fine place to challenge other ravens to race! Think how much fun it would be, flying around up by the ceiling! And the room is so big! You'd hardly knock over anything!

Hobie pledges to find the person responsible, and Succotash elaborates on the theme.

"Oh!" says Thalika, still holding her baby tight. "But we already knew who took her. You see, we hired an ogre woman as a nursemaid. I felt sorry for her, poor thing, so I gave her this job. And you see how she repaid our generosity! She stole some things from us, valuables--but worst of all, she stole poor Lonia! My husband was beside himself--oh! I have to tell Vurus that Lonia is back!" She stands and rushes to the door, then seems to remember her manners. "Oh. Make yourselves comfortable. I won't be a moment."

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Friday March 13th, 2020 5:13:18 PM

Being in such a spacious place, Bliss thinks that he would just be more comfortable if he were smaller. So he changes into a cat.

He lays down to tend his fur and waits for the huge lady to come back.

He says via telepathy to Mookie, "I'm glad these giants live far away on a big mountain, not in the Scab. Maybe the giants from the Scab are the bad sorts, and the ones here in Bigtown are not so bad."

Mookie cocks his head and remarks loudly to everyone in common, "The Kid says he likes his giants like he likes his women: Less Scabby."

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132  d20+37=39 ;
Saturday March 14th, 2020 2:17:50 PM

Thalika was given two pieces of paper - one with the sketch, and the other the letter.

Murphy walks to the window to look out and take in the view. Are there any large trees in sight? And what else of significance can he observe?
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Perception: 39

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Saturday March 14th, 2020 7:48:46 PM
"That reminds me of a joke."

Kezzem makes a mouth with his hand.

"Knock knock," says Kezzem,
"Who's there," says the hand as Kezzem blatantly moves his lips.
"Ogre."
"Ogre."
"Ogre you glad I didn't say...wait, that's not how it goes."

"In any case, I say we track this ogre nursemaid," says Kezzem. "Stealing babies is evil. Maybe not I want to turn everyone into a member of my undead army and kill everything evil, but it's up there. With murder and arson and assault and waiting-in-line-but-not-thinking-about-what-you-want-to-order-until-you-get-to-the-front."

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 nTouch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Monday March 16th, 2020 1:03:59 AM
“I’m with Kezzem. Let’s track this ogre lady”

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Monday March 16th, 2020 5:40:32 AM
Succotash looks around the room in hopes of taking the giantess up on her offer of getting comfortable, and spies, what he assumes would be, a sofa sized throw pillow, on the floor leaning against the sofa. Of course the thing is practically big enough to be a small sofa for a halfling. With help from Valerie, he drags the pillow out into the open and offers to share with whomever wishes to have a seat.

As Hobie is getting ready to rush off after the ogre, Succotash reminds them that they have unfinished business back at the menagerie still. He points out that the ogre hunt would diffidently be something he would be on board for, but he feels they should finish what they started first, before setting off on a new adventure.

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Monday March 16th, 2020 9:19:30 AM
Pressi agrees to the food out of politeness, but she can't entirely suppress the edge she feels.

After she leaves, she does remind the group that halflings and giants can be friends after all. "All we have to do is have all the halflings save the kids of all the giants out there and we'll be all set." :-)

As for tracking the ogre lady, she puts it aside for the moment, wanting to follow the mother's lead. Also, she's torn between her justice and soft sides herself.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Monday March 16th, 2020 10:59:45 AM
Giants!

Tali hovers above the floor keeping busy and trying not to be impolite.

Spells in Effect:

Overland Flight | 540 of 540 Minutes
Mage Armor | 540 of 540 Minutes

{OOC: I apologize for the missed post. Was traveling on Thursday and got home this morning. Still looks likes several months before we can go home, unfortunately, no way to know how this pandemic might slow that to a crawl!}

DM Kathy 
Monday March 16th, 2020 2:06:44 PM
Bliss changes into a cat while Tali hovers comfortably.

Murphy goes to a window. You are able to look out by scrambling up onto a nearby ottoman. The effort leaves you oddly breathless. Looking out, you see a snowy landscape. You see no other houses nearby. The trees are mostly pine and juniper, with a few bare deciduous trees you are eventually able to identify as aspens. Based on the trees, and your own shortness of breath, you conclude that you are at a considerable altitude.

Kezzem and Hobie are keen to go after this ogre woman; Pressi isn't so sure.

Succotash tries to provide seating for the group by dragging over a cushion. Like Murphy, you find that exertion here leaves you breathless a lot more quickly than it usually would.

After a few moments, Thalika bursts in, still holding the baby, followed by a storm giant man. Like his wife and daughter, he has dark skin and black hair. From time to time, he reaches out to caress the baby's head, as if trying to assure himself that she really is there.

"This is Vurus, my husband," Thalika says.

"Thank you for returning our child to us," says Vurus. With a puzzled frown, he adds, "You are very small."

"Vurus!"

"I didn't know they were so small!" He sounds defensive. "I though humans would be bigger." Looking at you, he adds, "how did you even carry her?"

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Monday March 16th, 2020 3:30:46 PM

Bliss says "Meow!"

Mookie says, "The kid says that we are not even humans at all!"

"I'm Mookie," the small-size raven continues. "And the cat is named Bliss. Pleased ta meetcha!" The bird bows.

Then he nudges the cat, and Bliss bows too.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132  d20+26=28 ; d20+37=54 ;
Monday March 16th, 2020 11:13:53 PM

"You've a lovely view from this side of the Mountain," Murphy says from atop the ottoman. "Mookie and Bliss are correct. We, none of us, are human. Most of us are halflings, out from Crescent Valley. If one of us stands on the other's shoulders, we might reach the height of a human. We came from a ways away, but needed not to carry your wee one, only touch her hand lightly, that she might join our teleport from one place to another."

He hops down from the ottoman, and momentarily lowers his head in a gesture of respect, then looks back upward.

"Perhaps your wife told you a bit. Your daughter was sold by an ogre woman to an orc who ran a traveling menagerie - of beautiful birds, a bear, ocelots, a lion, stirges, two dark elf brothers, monkeys, a couple dozen kidnapped halflings whom they held in a cage of permanent silence and falsely labeled cannibals, and the one whom they deemed 'the biggest baby in the Wold.'

"We had been told of the disappearance of the halflings, and set out on a rescue of them. We followed the trail of the kidnappers, eventually caught up, helped free those captured, and there found your daughter. We thought it would be folly to try to raise her ourselves, and thought it best to find her parents. There are others here who can tell you how we did so.

"We are members of Humble's Sword, of the little town of Humble's Ford. Dedicated to defend those who need defending, rescue those who need rescuing, battle those who would oppress others, and bring life, light, joy and freedom where we are able. Thank the heavens above, in this case, we may have met all those goals.

"I am Murphy, the last of the first of this group of adventurers." He takes a step back, yielding the floor to whomever chooses to speak next.

He takes in as much as he can of the parents, trying to get a measure of their souls, as well as their exterior, with an artist's eye to recreating the way they look later with his drawing tools - yet without staring overmuch. Some things are perceived through peripheral vision.
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Sense motive: 28 - soul measurements
Perception: 54 - artistic viewing for use later

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Monday March 16th, 2020 11:47:32 PM
"I am Kezzem, the roguish paladin or paladin rogue, depending on who you ask, stabber of the undead, fiends, and overall not-very-nice people."

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Tuesday March 17th, 2020 5:37:43 AM
Jumping off his cushion, Succotash gives a bow and says, "Succotash Slenderstick, Cleric of the Woldain gods, former Paladin of Pantheon, and member of the Humble's Swords, at your service". Standing up strait and looking up at the giants, he adds, while scratching Valerie behind the ear vents, "And this is Valerie, my trusted friend".

Valerie considers offering her rope toy to the giants, but one look at the over-sized humanoids, and she tries to hide behind Succotash.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Tuesday March 17th, 2020 12:10:05 PM
Mr. Vurus & Mrs. Thalika

Tali decides to rise up to look at both parents upright, so she flies to their level. Tali says as she curtsy, "Good Day to both of you. I am Tali of the Humble Sword's group. I am a Sorcerer and used my skills to help bring and reunite your family. As I do not know of my family, I felt it best to do everything in my power to make sure little Lonia knows her family!"

Tali continues, "I am overjoyed to learn we have found her true home!"

Spells in Effect:

Overland Flight | 540 of 540 Minutes
Mage Armor | 540 of 540 Minutes

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Tuesday March 17th, 2020 1:14:53 PM
Pressi eyes the new giant carefully, but she remains polite.

"Pressi Silverglove. I'm the one that contacted your wife from several days out. I think you'll find as you're older that size doesn't matter. Perhaps your wife told you already."

Harper lets out a really long sigh.

"But I digress. We thank you for your wonderful hospitality, and we are glad that we could correct such a fantastic wrong."

DM Kathy 
Tuesday March 17th, 2020 2:40:13 PM
You introduce yourselves to the giants, and Murphy offers an explanation of what happened. They look impressed.

"You are heroes!" Thalika says, holding the baby tight.

"Yes," agrees Vurus. "Um. Sorry about the 'small' thing. I just wasn't expecting you."

Thalika looks hesitant. "Can I offer you tea? Something to eat? And--I'm sorry; I don't know much about magical transportation. Do you need rest? A place to spend the night?"

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Tuesday March 17th, 2020 2:52:07 PM
"I would rather get to finding this ogress and put a stop to her before she kidnaps other babies. She could be quite accomplished it foe all we know. You might even say she was an ogre achiever at kidnapping."

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Tuesday March 17th, 2020 10:32:13 PM

Mookie bobs his head in thanks for the hospitality. Bliss meows.

"The Kid says thanks, anything you have would be nice, maybe a little bowl of milk? Personally, I like worms, or spaghetties, or noodles, or anything that's skinny and wriggly."

Then the bird hops over to Murphy and whispers: "Murph Old Boy! You're the smooth talker. Askway emthay boutaway eethay ewardray!"

The cat rolls his eyes.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132  d20+26=38 ; d20+37=39 ;
Wednesday March 18th, 2020 1:54:30 AM

"Tea and a bit to eat would be lovely, indeed. And you are very nearly as large as we are small! We've been so busy the past few weeks - it would be nice to sit with the parents of so sweet a child - you know, she really did not fuss at all! - and you can tell us about yourselves, life in the mountains - have you other children? How did you two meet in the first place?"

"Kezzem, Hobie, rescues and justice, and frustrating the machinations of the wicked, are all worthy pursuits. And so is making new friends, learning a bit more about life from others' viewpoints. Now, we are not going to rush off in the next five minutes or sixty. These parents have been deprived of their daughter for - how long has it been?" he looks up at Vurus and Thalika to learn how long ago their child was taken.

Whatever their response, Murphy shakes his head and says, "Oh, my." After a beat, he says, "As you can tell, there are among us those who wish to race away and mete out just deserts. Would you not think, though, that it is sometimes better if things are done at a meet time - that is, at the proper time, in the right manner, in order to gain full effect?

"If it is not too much trouble, yes, let us sit and talk. You can tell us more about yourselves, your friends. Could you help us better understand your relations with other giants in the area? We have known giants who were good to us, and ones who were bad. We already can tell you are of the former.

"Lady Thalika, you must have a very kind heart. A heart now wounded by betrayal. And you, Lord Vurus, how must the theft of your child from one trusted in the household have raised your ire and shaken your very soul - to steal a child! Who, thank the heavens, is now doubly precious -- lost, yet now found. Time it will take to think through these things. How now will you choose to live with what paths lie before you? You need not answer this to us, of course. Please, yes, tea!"

He does not discount Mookie's counsel, nor Hobie's and Kezzem's desires, nor Succotash's concerns to follow through on prior promises made. As they join the immense storm giants for a 'bite,' he speaks here and there to his friends, to matters of timing. He thinks before they go racing off, they together weigh the wisdom of each course of action. You know, boring stuff like that!

And he never discounts Pressi. And he always enjoys Tali's enthusiasm. He does not bring up Mookie's recommendation on asking for a reward. He loves Mookie, though. And he takes a moment to scritch Bliss behind the ears.

As they join in whatever repast is prepared, Murphy asks, "Did you know we called Lonia 'Calm Tempest?' We knew her to be a storm giant, yet her very young character - what we saw of it, was without fear, without fuss. We think, given time, she may wield enormous power."

[Mental aside to Pressi: 'Perhaps, at an apt time, you might inquire as to any personal belongings of the ogre woman, for future scrying efforts.']
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Sense motive: 38 - further soul searching of Papa and Mama
Perception: Looking to find stray hair, eyelashes, etc., which may have derived from the giants

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Wednesday March 18th, 2020 6:01:40 AM
Succotash , in true halfling fashion, would never turn down a bite to eat, and though tea is fine he asks, "You wouldn't happen to have any ale would you? I enjoy tea fine enough, but I fancy myself a connoisseur of ales, and would love to try some shadow mountain brew, and if you have anything brewed by your people, I would love to try that, never had storm giant ale, or any giant ale, for that matter, though I had some lovely dwarven ale".

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Wednesday March 18th, 2020 12:49:58 PM
Mr. Vurus & Mrs. Thalika

Tali continues, "Yes, please! I would love a spot of tea and some polite conversation."

Spells in Effect:

Overland Flight | 540 of 540 Minutes
Mage Armor | 540 of 540 Minutes

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Wednesday March 18th, 2020 1:05:23 PM
Pressi allows the giant husband to back off, reassured that there won't be any sudden violence. And with that, she allows for a bit of rest and food.

Murphy seems to be gearing up for a fight, but it looks like the consensus is to stay and chat.

While the conversation remains light, Pressi does take some time to try and determine what they know about the battles between halfling and giant, or about the necromancers that somehow also seem involved. She doesn't expect much in the way of answers, though, and doesn't press too hard.

Towards the end, she does ask some questions about the ogre nursemaid, including whether they still have any personal objects for scrying or tracking.

DM Kathy 
Wednesday March 18th, 2020 3:00:17 PM
Murphy asks how long the baby had been gone. Thalika doesn't even have to think about her answer. "Two months, one week, and four days," she responds promptly.

Tali accepts the offer of tea, while Succotash requests ale and Bliss asks for a saucer of milk. "I'll see what I can do," Thalika says, and leaves the room, still holding tight to her baby. While she's gone, Vurus removes his coat and hat, and answers Murphy's questions about giants.

"We don't have any--halflings, you call yourselves?--on Shadow Mountain. It's mostly giants on this side, though there are humans and taurs living in Bigtown. There's fighting here, sure--mostly with the frost giants, those mangy pests!"

When Thalika returns, she has an enormous saucer of milk for Bliss, and a massive teapot. Giant teacups prove to be too much for you to handle, so in the end she serves you tea in saucers, which are at least shallow enough for you to reach the tea. She also brings out huge slabs of bread and jam, which she cuts into smaller pieces for you. Succotash gets, not ale, but a rather aggressive porter, which is quite good if you like that sort of thing.

Pressi and Kezzem want to know more about the ogre nursemaid and how to find her. "Oh, don't worry about her," Vurus says. "She's dead. Nobody steals from us!"

"I wish you'd found out what she did with Lonia before you killed her," Thalika says.This is clearly an argument they've had before.

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Wednesday March 18th, 2020 3:46:39 PM
"Hey Press, you're creepy sometimes," says Kezzem. "Can you question the ogre's corpse or something? Maybe she was part of some kind of organized crime ring or even a disorganized crime ring."

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 nTouch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Wednesday March 18th, 2020 5:03:13 PM
Ooc: I don’t know what happened I swear I wrote a post yesterday, responding to the giants offer of food.

Hobie gladly accepts the offer from the giants, and let’s them mostly guide conversation, but he pays attention when the topic of the ogre is brought up.
“She’s dead? Well then my vow of bringing you justice falls a bit flat if you’ve done it for yourself. I would have liked to know why she did it though. Do you know any of her associates?”

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Wednesday March 18th, 2020 5:33:46 PM
Succotash thanks their host and hostess for the bread and jam, which he finds very flavorful. He takes on sip of the porter, and a huge smile comes across his face, "This is marvelous! your brewer should be proud! When Keaaem asks Pressi about speaking to the dead ogre, Succotash chimes in, I'm not sure if witches can cast it or not, but there is a talk with dead spell, which I could prepare in the morning, but it requires the corpse of the one you wish to speak to.

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Wednesday March 18th, 2020 6:02:54 PM

Bliss laps up some milk and looks at Mookie.

Mookie says, "Yeah, you're right Kid. We're done here. The villains are no more. The baby is back with her family. It is enough that we have done our best, righted a wrong, and come to the close of this good deed, one for which no reward at all is needed."

Under his breath he adds in a whisper, "Evidently."

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Thursday March 19th, 2020 1:31:09 PM
Pressi reminds the group that she can speak with dead. (It's one of her domain spells.)

"However, I need to remind everyone that there's no real evidence of a baby stealing ring, nor that she did this more than once. I'm pretty sure the market for stolen giant babies is rather limited. Also, I'm pretty sure its been a while so its not like I'm just going to head to the body."

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Thursday March 19th, 2020 1:31:41 PM
Mr. Vurus & Mrs. Thalika Storm Giant

Tali hovers over to the tea in the saucer and drinks it bu hovering horizontal and sucking it in just over its shimmering surface. This is surly a great batch of tea, may I inquire as to what it might be? Thank you for your hospitality of the Bread and jam. It's been a while since I've had such niceties."

Pointing to Mister Murphy and casting the message spell, Tali mentally prods Murphy to explain to the parents about the Menagerie.

Spells in Effect

Overland Flight | 500 of 540 Minutes
Mage Armor | 500 of 540 Minutes

DM Kathy 
Thursday March 19th, 2020 2:23:14 PM
You enjoy your refreshments. Succotash praises the porter, and Vurus smiles delightedly. "Yes! I've always said Xedor is the best brewer on the Mountain!"

Tali, meanwhile, asks about the tea. "It's Aisilduran, I believe," Thalika says. "Tea doesn't grow this high up, of course."

Hobie asks whether the ogre woman had any associates. Vurus shrugs. "None that she mentioned. Of course, we didn't chat for very long."

Kezzem wonders about speaking with the dead, which Pressi could theoretically do. However, it would involve finding the ogre woman's corpse, and Vurus doesn't know what happened to it.

Bliss is content with his milk. Mookie is somewhat less content with the lack of reward, but sometimes when the forces of the universe plan a whole adventure for you, and you short-cut it with a teleport, you lose some treasure in the process. It's a well-known occupational hazard.

[You can continue role-playing here as much as you like, but your DM would like to know, from a game mechanic perspective, whether you need to rest or whether you could, if you wanted, teleport back to the menagerie today.]

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Thursday March 19th, 2020 2:33:25 PM
Space-Time Hopping

"Tali is up to travel anytime, isn't that right Mister Murphy?!" says Tali.

Spells in Effect

Overland Flight | 500 of 540 Minutes
Mage Armor | 500 of 540 Minutes

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Thursday March 19th, 2020 3:32:16 PM
"I'm good to go," says Kezzem. "I don't run out of daggers. Even when I throw them away."

Kezzem throws his returning dagger at a target to demonstrate it's properties as if you have not seen him d that plenty of times before.

"So if you spellcasters have got enough spells, I say we press on! Where? I don't know. He's on third, and I don't give a darn."

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Thursday March 19th, 2020 5:06:14 PM
“We should head back to the menagerie, and finish our business there”, Succotash says as he stands to leave, “We should leave this lovely family, and not wear out our welcome”. Turning to the giants he says, “Your hospitality has been pleasant beyond words, and it is a thing of beauty to see your family reunited, but we should be on our way, we have some work to do still.

If everyone is ready, Succotash will tell everyone to hold hands and then with a nod to Tali, he will cast teleport to return to the menagerie, knowing she will do likewise.

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Thursday March 19th, 2020 10:38:40 PM

Bliss hisses at Mookie's rudeness, then bows to the giants.

"Uh, bye," says the halfling-sized raven, looking abashed.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132  d20+16=33 ;
Friday March 20th, 2020 2:32:53 AM

"Wait, wait, just a few minutes. Lord Vurus and Lady Thalika. We have returned your child from a distant place," Murphy says. "We have given you a memento - two, I suppose. A letter from us, and a sketch with us and Calm Tempest - Lonia. But, we have no memento of you. May we take a few minutes, that I may make a drawing? I'd like one of you three together, that we might take that with us, to remember you by. We have a place in our town where we dwell, and are planning a hall of honor. It seems suitable to include you, a small family of very large storm giants, whose love brought into the Wold a daughter, I believe destined for greatness - and to place a drawing of you within that hall? By the way, you would not have a fair-sized parchment, or large sheet of paper? If so, it would be wonderful to draw thereupon. If not, well, I do have more paper of the size I've already given you."

If they are agreeable to the request, Murphy will draw Papa, Mama and Lonia. He asks how they would like to pose, and suggests a few options. One could be standing before the window, looking out upon the mountain, the child in Thalika's arms, and Vurus' hand upon his wife's shoulder. Another could have them seated in a more formal style. The third could be as they sat together during the meal we ate together. If they have trouble deciding, he suggests going with his first idea. If they have another preference, he is fine with that.

"Say, Succotash, you play a musical instrument, right? There's a bit of musical talent among us, no? How about you play something nice as I work on the drawing?"

Murphy's artistic talents have grown over time. After a few minutes of preparation and consideration, he casts two spells upon himself (with a bit of warning and permission ahead of time). First owl's wisdom, to aid him in the composition. Then, as he begins to move toward detailing the work, he casts cat's grace, to help keep a steady and well-directed hand. He frames the composition rather nicely, and chooses appropriate hues, lighting, perspective. He seeks to convey the mother's compassion, with a hint of mist in her eyes, and the strength of the father, newly alert to threats his family faces, and resolute countenance to henceforth fully defend and protect them. The baby's face is calm yet brightens as she looks toward her father, and plays with her mother's dark hair in her hand. [Profession: Artist: 33]

Once he is finished, he gives it to the family to inspect. "Does this seem suitable to put in a place of honor, that we might the better remember you?"

If they seem pleased, he asks if they wish anything else of Humble's Sword before we go.

If not, he offers this. "Should you need our help in the future," and he plucks a couple of hairs from his head. "Ouch!" He rubs the spot. "Find one among you able to scry, and reach out to me - have them use the hairs of my head." He takes out a small spare bag, and places them within, draws the string, and hands it to Vurus. "Have the scryer tell me the nature of the help you require. Now, one last question. Should we ever need your help, might we ask? I would not oblige you to agree to what is asked, should a need ever arise, but at least to hear our request. Does this sound fair to you, and honorable?"

That is as close as Murphy is coming at the moment to acquiescing to Mookie's request.

Finally, when all seems settled, he will ask permission, then give Lonia a farewell kiss upon the back of her hand - if he can have some help reaching it. Then join with his friends, that they may leave the way they came.

[Sorry, friends, for missing a post or so, and not responding in a timely manner to all going on]

Pressi (Sub by Cayzle) 
Friday March 20th, 2020 2:46:31 PM

Pressi wonders aloud if Brother Succotash and Tali have another two teleports in them today. If not, we'll have to shelter in place here with the nice giants for the night.

"Do we need to impose on these good folks' hospitality?" she asks. On the up side, she bets they have lots of TP, in the mega-roll format.

She glances out the window to see if there are any brooks, creeks, or rivulets. "If we have to stay here, at least we might have something streaming," she says.

DM Kathy 
Friday March 20th, 2020 4:23:39 PM
You begin to think it is time to go. Murphy takes the time to make a quick sketch of the family. You end up with them posing in front of their fireplace, Thalika seated and holding the baby, Vurus standing behind her. They admire their portrait, and agree that it is excellent work. "Though why you would want a picture of us, I can't imagine," Thalika says with a little laugh.

You ask if you can call on them at need, and they agree wholeheartedly. "Just say the word," Vurus says. "If there's a problem that can be solved by a storm giant with an axe, I'm your man!"

Pressi does wonder whether the casters have additional teleports available, but they seem to think so, and your DM isn't going to contradict them. Assuming the spells can be cast, then, Succotash and Tali whisk you back to the menagerie.

It has been a couple of hours since you left, but nothing much has changed.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Saturday March 21st, 2020 11:22:37 AM
After returning to the menagerie, Succotash asks his friends, "What next? I can't do anymore teleports today, so the animal deliveries will have to wait until tomorrow, unless Tali can still handle the deliveries".

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Saturday March 21st, 2020 2:41:09 PM
Space-Time Hopping

Tali explains to her group, Humble Sword, "Well, I have a total of five (5) spells I can cast per day of that level, I have used two (2) thus far, so yes, I have another round trip in me!"

"What are you thinking of sending and to where?" asks Tali aloud.

Spells in Effect

Overland Flight | 500 of 540 Minutes
Mage Armor | 500 of 540 Minutes

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Sunday March 22nd, 2020 3:48:50 PM

Murphy discusses logistics
Murphy replies, "We'll need to do some preparation at our place for the animals. I can take up to five at a time along with me through the oak there. How about if some of us go on ahead to begin preparations there? I can go there and come back here again later today. Should we take either Malryth or Zirath Ivraes to help with preparations? For tomorrow, to help in transport, I can memorize transport via plants multiple times. There are animals and people to consider. Let us take a census that we know the numbers. As the teleport spell, as well as the transport via plants spell, are almost instantaneous, we can talk with and coax the birds and the ocelots - anything else? to enter into bags of holding, and let them out on the far side with no harm.

"In Humble's Ford, we can marshal family, townsfolk to help us out. Foreman George, if he's available, could work with his crew to help in putting up at least some temporary animal shelters. It might even take a few days before we had those ready to go, so let's not tell people that everyone is leaving tomorrow. With all the logistics, this may be a three-day operation, which is better than the time and risk of land travel for several weeks. It should not take more than that if all pitch in, and may be less. Oh, we cannot forget the halflings - we have two targets of quick travel.

"What if I and a few others travel today via oak to the Ford, and Tali take as many as she can to their home in Thaelhaven? They were the reason for our coming, and we owe them expeditious treatment, I think. Tali, if you take two trips to Thaelhaven - maybe a few halfling kids would enjoy a brief ride in a bag of holding, to increase your carrying power, and on your return from the second trip stop in Humble's Ford. Then you could ferry a few of us back here to Crofters Crossing. That would let me take some more to Humble's Ford before the end of the day. Again, we need a count of the workers to ferry. Some need to stay with the animals until they are moved, some could help in Humble's Ford.

"Bliss, you were going to take care of the Catacombs exchange. Perhaps you can come along to get that going through Pirnook Deeppockets' general store - or there may be an outlet here in Crofters Crossing.

"Who can help on that side? Hugo & Primula Pipeleaf maybe could help with metal for a few of the animals. I'll talk to my folks. We should talk with the mayor and community leaders about our plan. They may have questions, even objections for us to answer. Having a dark elf show up for a surprise visit may alarm some.

"In the next few days, we need to put our heads together to determine the best ways to keep promises made, and ensure the welfare of those who at the moment are in our charge."

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Monday March 23rd, 2020 6:46:03 AM
"Hold on Murphy, I, and I believe Tali, was referring to the animals that want to be returned to their natural habitat.", Succotash says, trying to slow down his fast acting friend, "I was thinking that a perfect place for the lion would be the Sargrass Plains. Remember when we meet there? that sounds exactly like the kind of place a healthy lion would flourish!"

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Monday March 23rd, 2020 11:04:07 AM

"Ah, good thought, there, Succotash," Murphy replies to his friend. "I concur with that. I do ask if there is a particular part of the Sargrass would be best to locate him, though. She could just pop him anywhere she can think of there without further ado. However, as we'd be sending him likely to unfamiliar territory, might it not be good to do so on a full stomach, that he have time to figure things out? But, sure, yours is an excellent idea."

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Monday March 23rd, 2020 1:07:31 PM
“Is far as I can tell, anywhere in the Sargrass Plains would be fine, though being away from civilization, may be wise, so no where near Rattledam”.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Monday March 23rd, 2020 1:51:04 PM

"Yep, sound counsel. Oh, and, Mowa is a lioness. Don't know why I said 'he.'"

Murphy talks with whoever was in charge of feeding Mowa and asks them to take care of her before her trip. He uses a pearl of power to cast one last time Speak with Animals, and explains to her the grassy plains in a warm climate in the Sargrass far to the south. "Would you like us to take you there? If we do, it will be through magic. You will need to let Tali here touch you on the shoulder. She will say some words, then, before you know what happened, you will be with her in the Sargrass. You will be on your own to fine other lions. We cannot help you there. This fellow here will give you some food so that you are not hungry right away. Do you wish to go there after you eat, with Tali? She may take a few other people along with you, make sure you're safe when you arrive. If you don't want to do that, we can take you to our place in a few days."

He includes Tali in this conversation, make sure she is there as they talk with the lioness. If the lion agrees to go, he tells the other animals it is time to say goodbye to her, and for Mowa to say goodbye to them.

"It's up to you, Tali, as to whether you wish to take others with you. If we go soon, I could come along - maybe even change into a lion for a short time." He realizes he can communicate with Mowa without another spell if he wild shapes into a lion. "If a few come with us, we could then go to Humble's Ford, and get things rolling there. You could teleport a few halflings to Thralhaven if that seems agreeable to all."

"Pressi, what are your thoughts on all this? You often have insights I may lack. Hey, maybe someday, we could spend part of our honeymoon in the Sargrass." And he asks the others for their perspectives on the operation.

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Monday March 23rd, 2020 1:51:25 PM
Pressi tries not to feel too woozy with all the teleporting. "And I thought... shadow walking... was insane making....

"Seriously, it's a nice day. Can't we just... you know, walk it? See some sights?"

Pressi otherwise stays out of the disussions on where exactly to place the animals, but reminds the group that they were kind of promised to the "dark elves" workers. Wasn't getting the town back what they were trying to do?

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Monday March 23rd, 2020 3:11:30 PM

Bliss stands up in halfling form and says, "No way!" We can't send a lion to the Sargrass! I know a bit about cats, and that's no place for one. There's no water, period! There are grasses like knives! There are monsters that are super duper dangerous! And most of all, there are NO other lions! We were THERE, don't you remember? You would be sending this poor cat to a quick lonely death of thirst!"

"Sheesh!"

Bliss agrees with Pressi. "Yes, let's just take everybody home, please. We can do that tomorrow."

DM Kathy 
Monday March 23rd, 2020 5:30:45 PM
You discuss your next steps. Murphy can take people and/or animals to Humble's Ford using plants. Tali still has teleports left for today, if you want to use them.

Succotash thinks the Sargrass would be the ideal place for Mowa the lioness, but Bliss reminds you all that there is no water there.

Giving it some thought, you begin to think that maybe the Eastern Wilderlands would be a good option. The jungles of Cthonia would be a good place for the ocelots, and the plains beyond would be a good place for Mowa. Yes, the more you think about it, the more a journey to the Eastern Wilderlands sounds like a good idea! Why, it's almost as if the forces of the universe were pulling you in that direction!

Before you do that, of course, there are people and animals to be returned. For people, there are 22 halflings that need to go back to Thaelhaven, plus 2 dark elves and 8 human employees that want to stay with the menagerie--wherever it goes. The menagerie has a bear, two peafowl, a lioness, 5 ocelots, some tropical birds (I think I gave you a number earlier but now I can't find what I said!), a stirge, and some monkeys. It also has draft animals--horses, mules, and oxen--along with wagons, tents, and cages.

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Tuesday March 24th, 2020 12:49:03 AM
"You know, the more I think about it, a journey to the Eastern Wilderlands sound like a good option!" says Kezzem.

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 nTouch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Tuesday March 24th, 2020 2:09:24 AM
"The road was safe, I think with some proper rest and the extra funds we've supplied them with, the Halflings can find their way safely back to Thaelhaven on their own right? And let's just let the menagerie continue on, led by the elves. I'm ready to get moving, let's go off to the Eastern Wilderlands"


Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Tuesday March 24th, 2020 4:27:15 AM

"Halflings home first. Then perhaps the next leg of our journey. We were sent on a specific task. Let us finish that, then I'm open to other possibilities," says Murphy.

"Tali, I have a portable hole. How many wee halflings might fit within? You take me and at least four others - plus whoever can fit in the bag. Let's say about five at a time in the hole, easy. So that's nine of them, plus you and I. We get down there, I plant a tree. You bring me back. You take about ten more down. I bring the last three to five through the tree. You bring us both back, with my portable hole of course. You still have one greater teleport left at that point and I still have one transport via plants left. Sound all right to all? If it takes one more trip there and back again, well, between the two of us, we can swing it today."

"If the party agrees, then the proposal needs to be made to the Thralhavians. Who wants to discuss it with them? I'd be happy to be in on that, but not solo. They're going to have questions, maybe a few worries.

"If they agree, though, then that way, we've kept our promise to Hendit Littlefoot. You did agree to get them back to him, didn't you? I wasn't there at the time. But just sending them on their way - remember, we had to fight a huge monster on the way that could have killed us - would that be responsible? We can talk over with the workers, and with the elves, and tomorrow with the animals the notion that has just arisen. Shoot, while Tali and I do the ferrying, you all can chat up the menagerie staff. The Eastern Wilderlands. Who among us came up with that idea? It just seemed to arise by itself among us! Was that you, Kezzem?

"Bliss, you want to check in town and see if there's access to the Catacombs? Turn things in. If we're going on a long traipse, we'd better get ready for that. Besides, I'm running out of trees."

"How does one more night here in town sound, then we take whatever is the next step in our adventures together? Do we need to develop our own circus acts?"

The druid adds, "And Pressi, do you mind terribly your fiancé running to and fro across the Wold with Tali?"

"And, if anyone has a better method for getting the halflings home safely and keeping our word, well, let us know!"

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Tuesday March 24th, 2020 1:05:25 PM
Succotash says, “I to feel the need to head to the Easter Wilderlands, yet for the life of me I can’t say why, it must be the gods directing us that way”.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Tuesday March 24th, 2020 1:44:32 PM
Space-Time Hopping Making things right!

Talia exlaims, to no in in particular, "Tali is ready to make things right! Just let me know when & where we are going!

Spells in Effect
Overland Flight | 500 of 540 Minutes
Mage Armor | 500 of 540 Minutes

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Tuesday March 24th, 2020 2:16:50 PM

"Humble's Ford is between us and the Eastern Wilderlands, last time I checked," the druid mentions. "Pressi, Tali, Succotash - you're all experts in your own right on magical distance travel. Kez, Hobie, Bliss, you're welcome too. Let's go talk with our hardy not-cannibal halflings, explain our proposal to get them back home this afternoon... then do it.

"Tali, did you listen to me as I explained the procedure?" If need be, he explains it to her again (read Murphy's 4:27am post on teleport relays to Thaelhaven - I think I've been misspelling it).

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Tuesday March 24th, 2020 2:24:15 PM
Pressi wrinkles her nose, ignoring Murphy's joke.

"I'm less than thrilled, as a distance traveler, with putting halflings in bags, even if they are portable holes. But if they are game, I certainly won't stop it. Also, I can shadow walk a good dozen on my own, if need be."

DM Kathy 
Tuesday March 24th, 2020 4:45:50 PM
You discuss your options for long-distance transport. You put your heads together, and realize that you can get the Thaelhaven halflings back home this afternoon. So you do that.

They are grateful for your help, and express their thanks over and over again. They want to offer you something more than thanks, but they have very little. They can't even offer you tasty homemade baked goods, since they have been away from their kitchens for over a month! But their gratitude is sincere, and the reunion between Hendit and his family is very touching.

Back in Crofters Crossing, you have some decisions to make. There had been some talk of bringing the menagerie animals, the dark elves, and the employees back to Humble's Ford for the winter, so that you could teach the people to take better care of the animals, and teach the ocelot siblings to hunt before you released them into the wild. Do you still want to do this? If so, what are you going to do with all of the wagons and stuff.

Or, do you just want to return to Humble's with the lioness, the bear, and the two ocelots to be released, and allow the rest of the menagerie to continue on its way, trusting that the new owners will find ways to learn how to take better care of their animals?

Either way, the lone stirge wants some little stirge friends--what are you going to do to find them?

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Tuesday March 24th, 2020 4:56:28 PM
"Murphey, please tell me you portable hole isn't what I think it is," says Kezzem.

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Tuesday March 24th, 2020 10:18:26 PM

Bliss is happy to treat the caravan as the two new owners prefer. If the Drow want to come to Humbles Ford, we'll put them up for so long as they want, until they are ready to hit the road. OR if they want to wash their hands of us and just get a move on, fine.

At his first chance, Bliss makes a run to the Catacombs.

"We should stop by Humbles Ford first, then head out. Do we want to walk along the coast of the Scab, or sail across Dragon Bay?"

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Tuesday March 24th, 2020 11:14:45 PM

Nuanced Definitions?
"No doubt whatever you think it is will bear some semblance to the remarkable mind you have, Kez." Out of patient kindness, or something, Murphy lays out the magical black cloth, spreads it out upon the ground, and, looking within, Kezzem can see it goes down about ten feet, with a diameter of six feet all the way down. He closes up the hole before he explains, "If you want to jump in, you can find out how far I can carry you before you run out of fresh air. But DO NOT GO IN if you have any sort of bag of holding or handy haversack or transdimensional pouch or Bill's Pants o' Plenty. You and the contents, and maybe I and people and things nearby might be scattered among various planes, and I don't mean the grassy kind. You heard of what happened in the Giant Tower with the experiment performed by the Second Dinner Club, right? It involved a portable hole and Koshe-Marr."

At Thaelhaven, at the last delivery with Tali
Murphy is happy to help reunite the families with their village. "Maybe in time we can stop by for some good pie after you've had a good chance to settle in and get back to normal life. Say, I'll bet you can be good friends with crows from here on out."

As they are in the village, he takes a good look around over the course of half an hour. He is very happy to meet Hendit, whom he had never seen until now, only heard about. He says about the oak he planted (he first asked the early-arriving villagers where to place it) for transport if they think it should be called 'Hendit's Oak'. "Maybe you can put up a rope swing for folks to enjoy under its leaves. And, who knows, maybe I'll pop out of that tree some day with a good collection of my mother's and aunties' bread surprises!"

"Tali, let's shake everyone's hand, say any words you have to say, then head back. We have more rescues ahead of us!"

Crofter's Crossing - What's the next item on the agenda?
"Humble's Ford is east of us. The Eastern Wilderlands are way farther east of us. A few options. We take all the animals and cages the conventional way, and get back to Humble's Ford in several weeks. Or, we find someone who can shrink down the cages, and reduce the animals, then travel magically to get to Humble's Ford. Spend a little time there, figure out our next steps. The animals willing to stay need better environments. The ones who want to return to or go to the wild, need help.

"Tali, Hobie, could either of you use a wand of shrinking? Who knows the reduce spell? Bliss, Pressi, do you know shrink, or reduce? Hobie? Succotash? Does this seem a reasonable way to do things? Kezzem, what do you think?"

In answer to Bliss's question, he says he is open to either. "Though sailing - I'd love to get to know the sea better. Do dragons still attack boats over there?" "Yes, let us ask the brothers their preferences."

What are Good Guys doing with Bad Guys?
Murphy thanks the Sheriff and Deputy for their good work. "Could you tell us the disposition of those arrested for kidnapping, enslavement, trading in giant babies - well, one giant baby - deceit, unlawful imprisonment, corruption, assault, battery, fraud? Despite having a pretty engaging display."

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 nTouch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Wednesday March 25th, 2020 1:30:54 AM
I can only Reduce Person, which wouldn’t quite be powerful enough to help with that. Do we need to travel with the menagerie though? I believe the road is safe and they are clearly experienced travelers. I don’t think they need an escort. We could just go back to Humble’s on our own and let Roscoe know that they will be coming.”

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Wednesday March 25th, 2020 10:29:59 AM
“Murph, you goofball, reduce animal is a Druid spell!”, Succotash chuckles at Murphy’s forgetfulness, “Of course that only helps with the critters, the carts and such are something I have no idea how to accomplish, of course, Hobie’s idea has merit”.

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Wednesday March 25th, 2020 10:57:34 AM
Off in the distance, Pressi casts another scrying spell.

As much as the Wold and the rest of the team might wish to move on, her mind can't move from the poor orphan child they met on the way here, the one that helped them. The one they couldn't help. She needs to... at least make sure....

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Pressi is pretty sure getting the menagerie anywhere is fairly trivial. (Bliss and Pressi may not have reduce animal but they do have polymorphs and baleful polymorphs. Also, they can always ride the animals as mounts.)

Personally, she'd rather just let the menagerie go on its merry way, but that seems off the table. So she leaps upon traveling to Humbles Ford first. As for sailing... She reminds the group that they've had less luck with THAT than with shadow walking.

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Wednesday March 25th, 2020 1:56:30 PM

Bliss listens to what the Drow prefer.

As for the travel to the jungle and the wide grasslands beyond, he is inclined to walk along the coast.

DM Kathy 
Wednesday March 25th, 2020 4:45:26 PM
Murphy stops by the sheriff's office to see what will become of the prisoners. "I think we have it worked out," the sheriff says. "They'll stay here for a time, and we'll put 'em to work. Chopping wood and fixing things in the winter, then helping with the planting come spring. If they behave themselves, they could go on their way as soon as harvest-time. If they don't...well, they'll be here a mite longer."

Pressi finds a private spot and casts her scrying spell. You see Kesti, the girl from Salbe, in school. She is reading something, and the classroom is pretty quiet. Kesti looks much the same as you saw her before. She seems to be doing okay, but it's hard to know for sure.

The rest of you discuss logistics. The dark elf brothers are content to pack up the menagerie and travel overland to Humble's Ford, where they can spend the rest of the winter.

Your group can pretty easily travel back to Humble's via teleportation and plants. You probably want to bring Grnta the bear, Mowa the lion, and the ocelot siblings with you. And you'll want to find some stirges before you go.

A basic plan begins to coalesce. Some of the more nature-focused among you will go find some stirges that want to be part of a traveling menagerie. The dark elf brothers, and menagerie employees, will pack everything up so they can begin their journey once the stirges arrive. The rest of the group will blip over to Humble's Ford, and probably get some enclosures ready for the animals before you bring them. Then everybody can return to Humble's to await the arrival of the rest of the menagerie. While you wait, you can start Grnta's rehabilitation, and teach the ocelot siblings to hunt on their own.

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Wednesday March 25th, 2020 5:01:30 PM
Mookie uses telepathy to say to Bliss, "What's with all the stirge-lovin'? Aren't they, well, big mosquitoes that can kill people?"

Bliss thinks back, "Yeah, why aren't we just swatting it? It's a pest, not a nice animal like the others."

But Bliss does not want to offend Murphy, so he is quiet about that.

Bliss has his own opinion about how to divide up the treasure, but service can be slow in the Catacombs, so he has nothing to say about that either, for now.

When we get back to Humbles Ford, Bliss takes a quick daytrip to the WLA. He hopes to ask about the availability of maps of the area between here and the vast eastern plains [OOC: Not really looking for anything beyond what's on the wiki, unless the DM has something for us ... ]

Bliss also suggests that maybe they should get a folding boat or some pearls of the sirens in case we do end up in the waters of Dragon Bay.



Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Wednesday March 25th, 2020 10:19:49 PM
AfterMath

Tali wonders aloud, "Why can't we just relocate the Stirge to its native habitat? On another note, when we get back, do we have time for a trip to a Catacombs shop?"

Spells in Effect
Overland Flight | 450 of 540 Minutes
Mage Armor | 450 of 540 Minutes

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Wednesday March 25th, 2020 11:19:00 PM
"Catacombs! Catacombs! Catacombs!"

Kezzem breaks into song.

"We're Knights of Humble's Ford
We dance whene'er we're board.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Catcombs.
We eat ham and jam and spam with gnomes
We're Knights of Humble's Ford
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Catacombs.
We sing from the diaphragm in poems.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Catcombs.
I have to push the pram in homes."

"On second thought, let's not got to Catacombs. 'tis a silly place."

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Wednesday March 25th, 2020 11:29:09 PM
Bliss shrugs. "Mookie's already at the Catacombs, waiting to be served, in the weird way that the magic shop warps time and space. Service is slow."

Mookie cocks his head and caws. "I am? Oh yeah, I am!"

"Good song though,"Bliss adds, smiling. "Gotta offer up some mad props!"

"Props!" Mookie scoffs and adds, "It's only a model."

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Thursday March 26th, 2020 3:02:55 AM

"Bliss, sometimes it seems you want to tell me something, or I think maybe you're upset or disagree about this or that. Always feel free, friend, to tell me your thoughts if you think I'm going in the wrong direction on something or the like. There is a proverb among some humans: 'As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.'

"Tali, you can head right to the Catacombs here in Crofters Crossing right away. Time there is relative. It's almost like you're in two places at once. Pick up what you need. The stirge told me she'd like to stay, but not to be alone. Let's check with the brothers." And he does. If they want to display stirges, he'll go find some and bring them back. If they don't, then he will take lonely stirge, find some others, and take her to them. He should be able to find some in the Culverwood, where he was born and lived a few years.

Murphy has figured out a way to get animals over to Humble's Ford. To keep things short, I will not explain the intricacies. Before he does so, though, habitats need to be prepared. He suggests that one of the elf brothers and one of the knowledgeable workers come with him, plus up to three party members to communicate with the authorities and craftsfolk to help get things ready over the next day or two to the north of the Sanctuary.

He also lets the group know he has figured out a way to get the whole menagerie, horses, carts, wagons, cages and tents to Humble's Ford over the course of two or three days, if anyone thinks that may be less dangerous than the menagerie traveling without protection from people with weapons and defensive skills. Because sometimes there are monsters or brigands.

"Pressi, will you join me in talking with the mayor and his wife? We can tell them, 'Hi. We rescued some kidnapped halflings, and ended up with a menagerie. Can some of them stay over at our place for the winter?' Likely you'll have better words and questions than that."

The druid from the musical family really enjoys Kezzem's song. Silly, funny, definitely Kezzem.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Thursday March 26th, 2020 10:27:41 AM
Succotash asks his friends, “Anybody know where we may find some stirges? I’ve heard they can be found in swamps and marshes. Anyone know where we can find either of those?”

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 31 nTouch 17 Flat 27 CMD 32 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Thursday March 26th, 2020 12:44:03 PM
Hobie will go with the first group who blips to Humbles Ford and he will take some of his recent earnings to the catacombs.

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Thursday March 26th, 2020 2:54:13 PM
"Yes, I should have no problem putting it more diplomatically, and asking where to find stirges."



DM Kathy 
Thursday March 26th, 2020 4:15:13 PM
You discuss going to the Catacombs, which prompts Kezzem to break into song.

[OOC: If your character needs to visit the Catacombs, go ahead. You have the means to get there, and I want people to have plenty of time to sort out their gear.]

You ask the dark elf brothers about stirges, and their preference is to continue to show them--especially since they will be losing their lioness and bear. It takes several hours, but you are able to locate small colony of wild stirges, and persuade a few of them to join the menagerie. The lone stirge flies excited circles around the cage when the other stirges show up. It's kind of cute. Almost cute enough to make you forget that they're a bunch of blood-sucking pests.

You take a preliminary trip back to Humble's Ford to arrange for the menagerie to winter there. Those arrangements take a bit of time, but you are able to make them. Bliss is able to go to the WLA and get some maps.

Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Thursday March 26th, 2020 10:51:26 PM

Bliss comes back from the Catacombs and passes out loot.

He also shows off his maps, on which he has scratched some notes.

"On second thought, look! It is much the longer route to walk the beach along the Scab! Maybe we should boat or teleport across the Bay of Dragons. At the narrowest point it is only about 30 miles."

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Friday March 27th, 2020 12:08:43 AM
"See, Mookie gets me," says Kezzem.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Friday March 27th, 2020 5:31:59 AM

Murphy's ramblings
So now we have 4 stirges? 5? 6? Murphy conducts an annoying insect census. But he does talk to them and welcomes them. And how many monkeys have we?

In Humble's Ford, Murphy gathers as many as are willing and able to help get dwellings for the animals. George the lead builder. Hugo and Primula Pipeweed for metallic parts. His father Samell 'Fingers' Pipewood for exercise and play things for the animals. We've been using the 300' square bit to the north of our official 300' square bit. Our dwarf mushroom-raising friend is using part of it. We expand the usage, as shown on the North of the Sanctuary Map. A monkey cage with plenty of things to climb on. A slide. Multiple platforms and trees for the ocelots. And a slide there too, with a curved ramp going up to it. Each spot also has one or more places of shelter, where they can be largely out of sight of those who may be outside the habitat.

Murphy thinks hard about something for the bear, and the lion. For the bear, who does not wish to be placed on display, he makes a hut, with an underground den within along one side. The bear may come out of the hut if he wishes. Outside there are a few long big logs to rest against, or scratch himself upon.

He asks others about ideas for an aviary for the beautiful tropical birds.

"Let's think about traveling dwellings which may be expanded further when camping or for shows, to allow for movement and exercise." He asks for input and suggestions from the dark elves and the workers. We heard some of the worker's names before. T'would be nice to know them all (in due course).

He changes into a lion with a mane and hangs out for a bit with the lioness.

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Friday March 27th, 2020 11:56:13 AM
"Hey Press, I think Murphey's got a new girlfriend," says Kezzem.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Friday March 27th, 2020 1:22:39 PM
Succotash pitches in where ever he can, whether it is speaking with the critters, or helping with building enclosures. He is antsy to got the lioness and other critters, who wish to be released, to their new forever homes.

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Friday March 27th, 2020 2:47:36 PM
Harper pretends to be completely uninterested with the new cats in town.

Pressi looks over her gear, trying to determine if she can actually afford her new rapier. (Will work on this over the weekend.) She also looks over Murphy with annoyance before reconnecting with the coven for help.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Friday March 27th, 2020 2:58:12 PM
"Hey, Pressi... here's 4,500 gold pieces for you. I just got back from the Catacombs," Murphy says. "I'm fine gear-wise. And, say, if you get annoyed with me over something, call it out. What, you don't want me, a druid, trying to take care of the animals? Likely not so much, eh, if I'm not taking care of you?"

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Friday March 27th, 2020 5:00:07 PM
Rayya

As soon as Tali arrives back at Humble Sword's compund she searches for Rayya. As the space Tali and Rayya took up was small compared to the size of compound, finding Rayya was easy. Tali finds Rayya sitting on her pearch sleeping. In one fell swoop, Tali sweeps Rayya off her pearch, into her harms and snugglesRayya as if she never had.

"Oh, Rayya, I have missed you so! How have you been?!"

The rest f the conversation takes place between the two telepathically, one Master to one Familiar. The two end of snugglings and sleeping for about 2 1/2 hours. Afterwards. Tali does her usual spell prepping after her two hour sleep / meditation.



Bliss | CatBliss HP182/182 AC31 | Mookie HP76/76 AC39 | Cayzle 
Friday March 27th, 2020 11:33:16 PM

Bliss is tired, and he takes the chance to catch up on his sleep before the next adventure begins.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Sunday March 29th, 2020 3:25:42 AM

Murphy asks his mates, "Would it make sense for us to spend a week and a half or two here, take care of domestic issues, and get ourselves prepared for our journey eastward? I know some of you would start feeling antsy if it took us longer than that to get back on the road again. Unless you want us to winter here, and take off again as spring approaches."

Should the group concur with the short or the long notion - Murphy wants no more than a fews days to pass before he spends a day or so with Pressi, to talk about where they are, and what their plans may be.

Also, he has been trying for about the past ten levels to meet with McGregor HeadWise. He'd love to have some tea with him, and get his advice and counsel on a few matters [even if such a meeting were to happen off-board].

At least one full day he will spend taking down more of the stoney walls left by the volcano power that tried to inhabit Humble's Ford, to allow even a more free flow of air into the town.

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 32 Touch 18 Flat 27 CMD 33 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Sunday March 29th, 2020 5:03:49 AM
Hobie took a trip the catacombs and upgraded his belt of Incredible Dex, so he's feeling quite more dextrous (and he's at 21, so when we reach level 16, he'll be even MORE so). He's a bit more accurate with his bow, and a bit better at avoiding damage.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Sunday March 29th, 2020 6:47:36 PM
Succotash likes the idea of a week and a half to two week furlough, and takes the time to teleport to Merrydale to try to finally face his father. He isn’t sure if he is seeking his approval or his forgiveness, but In his heart, Succotash wishes to heal the wounds he created the day he left home.

DM Kathy 
Monday March 30th, 2020 12:34:33 PM
The next two weeks are very busy. You make arrangements for the animals, building large enclosures with toys, places to hide, and things to explore. You use teleportation magic to bring the animals to their new (in some cases temporary) home.

You visit the Catacombs and upgrade your gear.

You take care of personal business. Tali reunites with Rayya. The little owl is glad to see you, and curious about the new animals. Murphy finds time to sit with MacGregor Headwise. Succotash goes to Merrydale. Bliss catches up on sleep.

The dark elves and caravan employees are traveling overland from Crofters Crossing to Humble's Ford. The way is relatively safe--with the possible exception of the last bit over the Red Hills. They are able to stay in contact with you, and let you know if they need help. So far, their journey has been uneventful.

Eventually, of course, you will be leaving to take the two ocelots and the lioness to their new homes in the Easter Wilderlands. Before that happens, the ocelots will need to be taught how to hunt so they can survive in the wild. That is really your time limiter at the moment; once you decide the ocelots are ready, you can make your departure.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Monday March 30th, 2020 2:25:50 PM
Shopping

Tali asks Rayya is she wants to go with her shopping for new addition to her gear. "Rayya, my lovely friend, wanna go shopping with me to the Catacombs? Might be able to find a new juicy treat for you!" says Tali to her friendly owl.

Spells in Effect

Overland Flight | 900 of 900 minutes
Mage Armor | 900 of 900 minutes


Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Monday March 30th, 2020 4:32:21 PM
Pressi is quite appreciative of Murphy's gift, and quite happy with her new weapon.

She also does take some time to discuss where they are and what the plans are. (I took the discussion offline, but I'm appreciative of the downtime for the characters.)

Harper does what she can to train the animals in the way of hunting.

Succotash (Jeremy) AC 31/16/29 CMD 20 HP 97/97 Valerie AC 35/20/31 CMD 27 HP 93/93 Spells 
Monday March 30th, 2020 5:59:30 PM
Succotash starts walking down the roads of his childhood heading to the home he grew up in. Nothing that he can tell has changed since his departure 7 years or so ago, “Everything is as it should be”, he thinks to himself. He reaches for the knocker on the door, but then pulls his hand away, “I’ve fearlessly faced Giants, Dragons, and death, and yet I fear what’s behind this door!”, he mumbles to himself. Finally he reaches out and knocks on the door.

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Monday March 30th, 2020 11:28:58 PM
"Hey, look what I can do!" says Kezzem excitedly as he uses his new FLAMING dagger to set dead vegetation on fire, then uses his frost dagger.



Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Tuesday March 31st, 2020 2:33:21 AM

Murphy can play prey for the ocelots, as well as predator, working with Harper sometimes, sometimes just letting Harper do their training all by herself - occasionally watching from afar. He figures Harper is the master in these circumstances.

He does offer tactical training. Such as chase the prey toward the hiding partner.

The druid delivers an update to the Journal of Humble's Sword. With a tiny bit more free time, he does some editing, jots notes and additional information in some areas.

Following Bliss's example, he makes some inquiries regarding the lands they plan to visit. He offers to deliver messages to a few folks out in that area if such help is needed.

He admires Kezzem's hot and cold attacks.

Murphy will attend religious services as led by Sarabella Lovesong, and others offered in town as well. He approaches various religious leaders about the shrines still under development at the Sanctuary of Humble's Sword to get their ideas and recommendations for finishing and dedicating each shrine.

He checks to see how Kade is doing with tunneling and mushroom growing. He also inspects the series of tunnels he built with help a while back. Any weaknesses he will work to repair - using judiciously dampening, some rock to mud, and mud to rock here and there.

But mainly, he looks for time to spend with Pressi.

And, as availability occurs, he gets together individually, as asks each member, "What are we as Humble's Sword doing well? What can we do better?"

Subbing for Bliss (Jeremy) 
Tuesday March 31st, 2020 4:56:29 AM
"That's great Kezzem!", Bliss says while clapping his hands, "Now freeze um, and fry um!"

DM Kathy 
Tuesday March 31st, 2020 1:14:45 PM
In Humble's Ford, Kezzem shows off his new daggers, to Bliss's admiration. Tali brings Rayya to the Catacombs with her, which is sure to cause a sensation.

Pressi and Murphy help the ocelots learn to hunt. You know that ocelots in the wild are solitary hunters, so you work with the siblings separately. However, given that they were raised together well into adulthood, it's possible that the two ocelots will want to share territory, so you also teach them some team tactics.

You also spend some time with Grnta the bear, who is slowly acclimatizing to her new surroundings.

In Merrydale, Succotash pauses before knocking on the door of his childhood home. There is a long pause, and you begin to think nobody is home, and then the door opens. You don't immediately recognize the person who opened it, but then it clicks. You haven't seen your cousin in years, and he's grown up from the weedy youth he used to be. And for the life of you, you can't remember his name. His real name, that is. You usually called him Blockhead. He frowns, not immediately recognizing you either. "Succotash?" he says at last.

Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 32 Touch 18 Flat 27 CMD 33 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells 
Tuesday March 31st, 2020 1:57:24 PM
while the others are out hunting with ocelots, Hobie spends time out riding his pony Pippa in the fields around town. He also gets in some practice with the bow, particularly he will spend time casting the spell Fly, and hovering while shooting. He tries to chase birds and shoot them out of the sky. Anything he kills he will bring home to his cousin, Constable Roscoe.

He enjoys what time he has, as he knows it’s once again going to be just a few days at home before running off on another adventure

Subbing for Bliss (Jeremy) 
Tuesday March 31st, 2020 6:11:07 PM
Bliss helps in the ocelot training, since he has some experience hunting as a cat.


Succotash (Jeremy) 
Tuesday March 31st, 2020 6:20:51 PM
As he recognizes his cousin, Succotash is about to address him by his childhood nickname, but realizes that may not be a good thing at this time, and since he can’t for the life of him remember his name, Succotash simply says, “It’s been a long time cousin, how goes things here on the home front?” He leaves Blockhead some time to respond, than asks, “Are my parents around, I would really like to see them, especially, I suppose, my father?”

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Tuesday March 31st, 2020 8:31:02 PM
(More to come tomorrow morning.)

Pressi continues to spend time with Murphy and with her coven. She also gives Kezzem and Hobie a thumbs up on their rather impressive numbers.

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Wednesday April 1st, 2020 4:56:00 AM

Murphy decides to renounce druidism and become a bricklayer. He says he's going to check with the WLA to see if he can pick up a few skill points in laying bricks, slathering mortar, and using a plumb line.

"What day is today?" he asks as he ponders his career change.


Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Wednesday April 1st, 2020 1:05:55 PM
The Shopping Trip

Upon return from the Catacombs, Tali returns her Owl friend to her perch to recover from the CataCombs.

After removing the dust from her clothes, and washing up, Tali will mediate for two hours, resting up for the next assignment / trip.

Upon waking Tali will doing her standard daily process. If 24 hours have past, will cast her two (2) favorite spells: Overland Flight & Mage Armor.



Hobie (Nick T) HP 126/126 AC 32 Touch 18 Flat 27 CMD 33 Hero Points 8 Prepared Spells  d20+28=39 ; d20+28=38 ; d20+28=38 ; d20+28=46 ; d20+28=31 ; d20+28=40 ; d20+28=29 ; d20+28=48 ; d20+28=37 ; d20+28=29 ;
Wednesday April 1st, 2020 1:27:10 PM
Hobie fires at ten birds as he flies around. Eight surely hit their mark, but two find themselves off course by just a hair. He is a bit frustrated at being only 80% accurate. After collecting his prey, he'll take some time to fiddle with his bow string, thinking it must be just a hair off.

DM Kathy 
Wednesday April 1st, 2020 2:03:41 PM
What with one thing and another, you find yourselves spending several weeks in Humble's Ford. The ocelots have to be trained, and the other animals tended to. When the menagerie employees arrive, space has to be found for them, and then they need to be taught how to better look after the animals.

Grnta the bear continues to improve, but it's clear her menagerie days are over. She grows to like and trust the security of her enclosure, and doesn't want to leave. Sometimes she consents to come out and let people look at her, but that still seems to make her a little uncomfortable. Still, the local halflings seem to like having their very own bear, and many of them grow to become quite protective of Grnta's privacy.

In Merrydale, Succotash learns that his cousin Bachedt (right! that's his real name!) is being taught to take over the silversmithing business. You spend a cozy afternoon with your mother over tea, and a somewhat less cozy conversation with your father at his workshop. It's clear he's still somewhat resentful of how things turned out, and would much rather be training you than your cousin Blockhead. Er, Bachedt.

Murphy plays a merry prank to lighten the long winter days.

Finally, you reach the point where you feel you can leave Humble's Ford once again. The menagerie is ready to go come spring. The ocelots know how to hunt. Mowa the lioness is becoming very impatient. You have your new gear from the Catacombs, you have repaired your old gear, and you are ready for your next adventure!

One final question remains: are you taking the cats (the two ocelots and Mowa) with you on your travels? Or do you plan to find a suitable spot, then teleport back here and get them?

Okay, two final questions: are you going to travel overland or by ship?

[Everybody take 4,000 XP for this scene. We will start our new adventure tomorrow, so please wrap up what you need in Crescent Valley. If your character is still in the Catacombs, that's fine; you will have your gear when you depart.]

Pressi (Melvin) - AC 25, HP 96/111, CMD 24; Harper AC 30 (31 with same), HP 85, CMD 29 
Wednesday April 1st, 2020 11:34:51 PM
Pressi reminds the group that going over land might be better. Otherwise, she prepares for her trip.

As Succotash comes back from his visit from his dad, Pressi makes a decision. She writes a letter to her family saying she's ready to see them again... and leaves it on a tree stump in the middle of an open field.

She doesn't even turn around before knowing a family member took it,

Kezzem (BrianW) - AC 32 HP 174/174 - 15; 1 Con damage; Rumpus AC 29 HP 74/74 
Thursday April 2nd, 2020 1:12:51 AM
"So long, and thanks for all the fish," says Kezzem as the Sword are ready to depart,

Murphy Leafwin Pipewood (KimMc) Druid halfling - AC 33/T-23/Fl-29 CMD 37 HP 132 
Thursday April 2nd, 2020 3:55:40 AM

Murphy wild shapes a few times. As a lion he talks with Mowa, and offers her a choice. "Would you want to travel with us? You won't be in a cage. We all likely will face danger. Some of us may die. You may die. But you could travel, and see much. We will defend you. Perhaps you will defend us. Until we find a place you want to call home.

"Or, you can wait here. Just as we used magic to move you from one place to another, so we would do again. It likely would be safer for you, and less complicated for us. But, Mowa, you get to decide."

As an ocelot [yeah, yeah, a reskinned leopard or the like], Murphy talks with the adventuresome youngins. He offers the same choice as he offered Mowa. And finds out their names (or makes up names for them if no one else does). If they (and Mowa) choose to join the party, then he gives them each the chance to say farewell to the other animals. "We leave in the morning."

Murphy and Pressi have been having many private conversations.

He has spent time with his family, and welcomed his friends to do so, as well. His folks and family love to be with his adventuring friends, and ask all sorts of questions, and sometimes offer advice as former adventurers.

Murphy checks in with the mayor and his wife, and Roscoe, to see how things go on the political and law enforcement areas of Humble's Ford. And, he visits Tiana, seeing how she is faring, and expressing deep gratitude for her key role in saving the whole valley from massive death, destruction and slavery. "Without you, Tiana, we would have been lost." He apologizes for leaving, or, really, being whisked away just before things were wrapped up. Doing so was so far from his will that... well, he is just sorry he was not there. If she will, he asks her to tell him her perceptions of the event, and the aftermath.

He joins Hobie in helping him out in archery practice by tossing things in the air for him to shoot down. And helping to organize kids and adults who want to practice at the archery range at the Sanctuary.

He thanks foreman George for the additional work he and his crew have accomplished in providing housing for the menagerie, and helping shape up the shrines. He sees how Kade is doing with the mushroom cultivation.

The druid casts a few instances of plant growth to touch on the town and surrounding farmland to help insure abundant crops over this next year. He plants in a variety of places three oak seeds in proximity to each other - with enough space to have room to grow. He casts targeted plant growth at the various sites he has done this. Not often, though, will the acorns be planted so as to form equilateral triangles. The challenge and offer to join a druidic order still rests in the back of his mind.

In the morning, friends gathered together, he asks Succotash to offer up a prayer for their journey together. Then he is ready to travel eastward.

Tali (Jon-Paul) - - AC 32 | CMB 5 | CMD 27 | HP 101/101 
Thursday April 2nd, 2020 8:41:23 AM
Return from the Catacombs

After returning from the Catacombs, Tali puts Rayya to bed, dons her new gear, and then proceeds to meditate for two (2) hours, while wearing her new gear, especially to get use to the goggles and the newly upgraded belt.

Upon waking Tali will doing her standard daily process. If 24 hours have past, will cast her two (2) favorite spells: Overland Flight & Mage Armor.

Then Tali searches out her companions looking forward to the next chapter.

Spells in Effect
Overland Flight | 900 of 900 minutes
Mage Armor | 900 of 900 minutes

Subbing for Bliss (Jeremy) 
Thursday April 2nd, 2020 10:24:00 AM
Bliss makes it clear to everyone that he is ready to go!

Succotash (Jeremy) 
Thursday April 2nd, 2020 10:33:28 AM
Succotash thanks his mom for a lovely tea and gives he a giant hug, telling he loves her. In the workshop, he breaks down saying:

”Dad, I know you may not believe me, but I tried as hard as I could to follow in your footsteps. The problem is, I simply don’t have a knack for working the silver, and every time I tried, I would end up more frustrated, as I wanted to honor you out of love. The stronger the frustration grew, the stronger my wanderlust grew, until I couldn’t take anymore. I hate how I left, and our last words together, but I truly love my life as an adventurer, and I’m overjoyed that a Slenderstick will be taking over the business in the future. I have to leave, but know that I love you and mom, and I hope someday you’ll understand”

He tries to give his dad a hug, and then says farewell, as he teleports back to Humble’s Ford.

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